Tattle Tail Tuesday

Dear human slave

When your Siamese cat wishes to sleep under the duvet, you will observe the following rule:

1. No farting under the quilt.

Truly, your habits appall me. How do you cope with day to day life when you cannot even manage to control your flatulence? Might I suggest a change in diet?

If this matter is not resolved by TONIGHT I will have little choice but to take disciplinary action.

Yours, tattling on the human with joy and also disgust



HRH Yao-Lin xx