Human: when you plug in the microphone and begin hollering to Madonna songs, you do not look or sound like a pop star. Do not entertain the idea of auditioning for the X Factor. You will become the laughing stock of the nation.
Your large behind does not make you Beyonce. Similarly, a microphone does not make you sound like Britney Spears.
Stop making those hideous sounds. This instant.It is really rather embarrassing.
Yours, covering my ears with my gorgeous velvety paws
HRH Yao-Lin xx
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Tuesday, 27 November 2007
Tattle Tail Tuesday
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