Tonight, dah-lings, I will be attending the Oscars, along with several hundred air headed celebrities. I am not all together happy about socialising with such riff-raff but the paparazzi will be lost without me to focus on. I shan't speak to the botoxed bunch of miscreants - unless Gordon Ramsey is there in which case I will hire him as my slave.
Anyway, here is my Oscars outfit.
This, for your supreme pleasure, is a photograph of ME all blinged up the for the Cat Realm's contest. 
Of course, this picture is just one of many and I will be posting my slideshow on the 24th February when I attend the illustrious event that is the Oscars.
I am anticipating catty remarks from jealous celebrities on February 24th. It's ok - I am rather thick skinned, believe it or not.
Ta ta for now
HRH Yao-Lin x
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