Thursday Thirteen

Ah, Valntines Day. Feeling somewhat fuzzy, I have decided to dedicate this week's Thursday Thirteen to my human slave.

Thirteen Ways I Will Today Show My Human My Love:

1. I will not climb up her back as she cooks my dinner.

2. I will however use her leg as a scratching post.

3. I will not eat her yoghurt direct from her spoon.

4. I will instead insist that she spoon feed me from a different pot.

5. I will not attack Baby Mao.

6. I will instead attack the human's feet. When she is in a deep sleep.

7. I will not whap her belongings from the windowsill/shelf/counter.

8. I will simply nudge them, gently, until they drop tenderly onto the floor.

9. I will not lick toothpaste from her lips/hand.

10. I will instead use my claws to direct her toothbrush to my mouth (whilst perched on the edge of the sink - it's quite the skill, you know!).

12. I will not dig up the rose bush she recently planted in the garden.

13. I will instead use said rosebush as a toilet.




I do hope your Valetines Day is wonderful. My human will probably spend the evening throwing a temper tantrum because of the above.

It's a tough job but somecat's got to do it.

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin x

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