Frootbat (s) Friday

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HRH Yao-Lin

Thursday Meme: What's New With You?

I have today been tagged by Sammy and Miles for the following Meme:

All you need to do is tell everyone 3 things that are new with you! Link it back to me and the purrson who gave it to you and pass it on to 3 more kitties you'd like to know more about! :)


So, here are 3 things that are new with me:


1. Today is the human slave's birthday. She is only 28 but I fear is having some kind of mid life crisis. She hasn't even cooked me my lamb chops yet and it is 2.30 in the afternoon! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?

2. Yesterday, I ate some cooked brussel sprouts. No, not because I like them (I don't) but because I knew they would generate severe feline flatulence which is a useful tool in diverting stinky brothers. Mwa ha ha.

3. One of the neighbourhood cats keeps spraying on our front door. It stinks. I retaliate by pooing in the neighbour's pot plants on her porch. She doesn't even have a cat! Mwa ha ha!

I should like to tag:

Storm

Kaze

Fiona.

Ta ta for now



HRH Yao-Lin

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Meezer Rule: When your human is trying to take a photo to submit to the Infinite Cat Project...



...do NOT look at the computer screen. This will ensure maximum frustration for your slave and will provide endless amusement for your royal self.

For more Meezer Rules, visit Simply Siamese!

Ta ta for now



HRH Yao-Lin xx

The Meaning of Yao-Lin

I found this fantastic tool on Isis' blog. This is by far the most accurate description I have ever seen. I urge you to try it out!

What Yao-Lin Means

You are a royal prince, and you resent anyone who doesn't worship you. You are stunning, Siamese, and always highly entertaining. You may miss out by having an inept human slave, but you're too busy destroying the house to care. You are usually the best at everything ... you have no need to strive for perfection because you are perfect in every way. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive when need be. You have the classic "Type A Star" personality. You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life. You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and other cats can count on you. At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself but your life is so awful this is to be expected. You are not relaxed,and are very likely to scratch your human when peeved. Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is. You tend to be pretty easily wound up. It's easy to get you excited... which can be bad thing for the humans around you. You have a lot of enthusiasm for bunny-kicking, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one limb for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish ripping the curtains that you started on yesterday. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a fits of jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in your quest for the finest cuisine.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

Oh, and congratulations, Isis on your pregnancy! I trust you will train the kittens in the ways of feline world domination..? Of course you will!

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Who do I love?

Don't forget to enter Monty's fabulous valentines contest! Oh, and of course, vote for me HERE!

I have never hidden the fact that I love myself. Really. I LOVE myself.

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin xx

Frootbat Friday

Yes, I am sulking. Again.

You see, the human has informed me that she intends to abandon me tomorrow.

Apparently, she is going to the theatre to see Wicked.

I'LL GIVE HER WICKED IF SHE DARES DESERT ME FOR AN ENTIRE DAY!

YOU MARK MY WORDS, HUMAN. I DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO BEING LEFT ALONE FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME.

Oh yes, I am sharpening my claws as we speak. I shall trash the house - do a royal poo on the rug, throw up on the bed, shred the curtains.

Wicked indeed. How very dare she.

*humph*


HRH Yao-Lin

A Meme on Thursday

I am sure you are all still swooning over yesterdays photograph. To avoid any injuries, I am today posting this interesting meme instead of stunning you all with another picture of me.

Thank you, Ramses, for acknowledging the evil genius that is me!!

This meme was created by the charming cats at www.petspics.blogspot.com.

The rules are : you have to post who tagged you and link back to them and then to petspics.blogspot.com. Then you have to tag 3 other kitties, beans, woofies, or any other assorted animal.

What three things would you do that you have never done before, if you knew you wouldn't get caught, get in trouble, or suffer any consequences?

1. Hmm..only three things? Well, first and foremost I would empty the human's bank account. She doesn't need the money - I do! Naturally, I would hire the local butcher to supply fresh organic lamb and fillet steak DAILY.

2. I would arrange for Gordon Ramsey to attend my palace and cook said meat. I am a royal prince - I deserve nothing less. If he so much as DARES to shout and swear at me, I will have him beheaded and arrange for Jamie Oliver to attend in his stead. Pukka.

3. With a steady supply of organic meat and a first class chef on hand to cook my meals, I would have no need for my fat inefficient human. So thirdly I would fire my current slave. I would ensure she lived next door - out of sight but steadily working to supply her wages to me. Oh, and she could take Baby Mao with her.

I should like to tag the following:

Cheysuli who needs to take time out to daydream occasionally, what with the stress of her political life!

Fiona who has recently returned to the blogosphere after unceremoniously dumping me. We are currently trying to patch things up.

And I simply HAVE to tag Bendrix. My evil genius is dwarfed in comparison to this master of evil.

I have to retire to the kitchen and eat some cat food. It is disgusting. Have a lovely evening.

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin