Fashion Friday

It's still freezing in this hovel, so I have been reduced to wearing a pink ensemble:






Mind you, at least I am snug. For once.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Frootbat Friday

Greetings!

The human thought I was basking in the sunshine:



But really I had passed out from the smell:



Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Meezer Monday

Greetings, adoring fans...




On the human slave's cat calendar today: 'Cats have incredible vision, but they never see your flaws'.

WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. I see ALL my human's flaws and MORE! Honestly, who wrote these ridiculous anecdotes?

Here's another: ' When it meows, one scarcely hears it...It has not the need of words to speak the lengthiest phraseologies'.

Er, WRONG AGAIN!!!! I spend all day every day HOWLING and YOWLING and the stupid fat human STILL gets my dinner order wrong and neglects to switch on the electric blanket. If I remained silent I'd never get fed!

Yours, thinking the desk calendar should go in the bin,

HRH Yao-Lin

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

Today is my birthday. I am three regal years old.

You probably can't tell, but this is me smiling with sheer joy:



Ok, that is a blatant lie. I am merely licking my lips from the sirloin steak dutifully served by the human slave.



She even cooked the steak correctly for once. I almost passed out from the shock!

Sadly, I still had to put up with Baby Mao today. Maybe next year the human will lock him out for the day. Here's hoping!

Yours, thoroughly full up


HRH Yao-Lin xx

Tuesday Torment

I remain a tormented soul...





This time huddling beneath the human's dressing gown in a bid to stay warm.

Yes, I look cute, but that isn't the point. The point is I WANT THE HEATING ON AT ALL TIMES!

Yours, tortured and tormented


HRH Yao-Lin xx

Meezer Monday

Human, it isn't because I love you that I snuggle under your top...






IT'S BECAUSE IT IS FRICKING FREEEEZING IN THIS HOVEL!!!

In the meantime, I'll gladly use you as a hot water bottle. Heaven knows you have enough insulation to keep us both warm, fatso!

Yours, warm and toasty for the moment


HRH Yao-Lin

Dinner Guest on Monday

Yes, Mr Toad...



Of COURSE you can join me for dinner!!! That's it....



..Just come a little closer..just a little....

HUMAN!!! STOP JUMPING AROUND! YOU ARE SCARING MY DINNER!!!

Sorry, I mean, you are scaring my dinner GUEST!

Yours, so close yet so far away


HRH Yao-Lin xx