Baby Mao Strikes Again

Baby Mao strikes again.

In more ways than one. I can't believe he actually won a contest.

Yours, mortified at this truly terrible turn of events


HRH Yao-Lin

Note to Human Slave

Human: - When you spray shaving foam under your arms instead of deodorant, I will laugh at you. However, I do not expect your stupidity to detract from your daily duties.

My breakfast WILL be served promptly tomorrow, with or without shaving foam under your fat arms.

Yours, enoying the buffoon-like entertainment that the human slave provides,



HRH Yao-Lin

Meezers on Monday

Yes Baby Mao I know that you love me but sometimes a Royal Prince needs his own space!!!

Yours, in dire need of some 'me' time..

HRH Yao-Lin xx



What do you mean, every day is about me?

Meme for Miss Peach

I have been tagged by The Cat Realm for this charming Meme.

I should firstly like to say that I have sent my warmest wishes to Miss Peach, along with some purrs for good measure and I trust that you have done the same. Consider it an Order from the Crown.

Now, here are the rules for the Cherish Meme as written by Adan:

'Hey, everyone, this time, I decide to start this cherish meme, here are some ways (depends on which person you write), and bring our love to Miss Peach~! She always makes us know what love is!'

1. tell us what is the most sweetest warm thing you will do to your mommy (what is the sweetest thing that your kitty will do to you)

2. And, hug your mommy, tightly... (and, hug your kitty....tightly...)

3. Tag your good friend...

4. Leave your computer, and continuing hug each other...


1. The sweetest warmest thing I will do to my human is to CLAW her FAT ANKLES for NOT COOKING ME A DINNER TODAY!!! Can you BELIEVE I had to eat SACHET food!

2. I will not let go of her ankles until she tries to push me away and then I will commence bunnykicking her stupid fat arm.

3. I should like to tag Luxor, Cheysuli and the Mosaic Cats, .

4. The human is trying to leave the computer but seems to be having great difficulty because of the irate siamese cat re-attached to her ankle.

I feel all warm and fuzzy now just like the delectable Miss Peach herself!


Mwa ha ha ha ha



HRH Yao-Lin xx


On a serious note, Miss Peach - please get better soon!We are all purring for you.

Squashed on Friday

GET THIS THING OFF ME! I DEMAND IT!



Have a wonderful weekend everyone. You can clearly see that my weekend is shaping up to be disastrous.



HRH Yao-Lin xx

Special Names Meme

I stole this meme from Baby Mao's blog. He's my brother - I can steal what I like from him!

YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (favorite stuffie + tail characteristic)
Mouse Moody (Yes, I do have a moody tail. It is very expressive!)


YOUR GANGSTER NAME: (favorite toy-filler + favorite cookie)
Feathers Jammie Dodger

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color + favorite animal species)
Purple Hamster

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name + first 2 letters of your first name)
LINYA


SUPERHERO NAME: (“The” + 2nd favorite color + favorite drink)
The Silver Smoothie

NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Joseph Denys

STRIPPER NAME: (your favorite scent + favorite treat)
Chicken Temptation

SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday + favorite flower)
Spring Tulip

CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit + article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”)
Banana Phantom Mask

HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast + your favorite plant)
Lamb Aloe vera

YOUR ROCK STAR TOUR NAME: (“The” + Your favorite hobby + favorite weather element + “Tour”)

The Food Stealing Rain Tour

Ah, I enjoyed this Meme. I would like to tag any cat who wishes to play!

HRH Yao-Lin

Meezer Rule Wednesday

When the human undercooks your lambchops, make sure you show your displeasure by flinging meat all over the floor.

For more meezer rules, visit Simply Siamese.