Frootbat Friday

Another exhausting and emotionally draining week...

Here I am, in a grump.



Yes, I have plenty to be grumpy about, as well you know. Firstly, there's the Charlie issue that just won't go away, no matter how much I curse the fluffy runt.

Next, there is Baby Mao who wafts in and out of my life on a daily basis.

Lastly, the human slave. Forever useless and sent to test my patience. Today I was offered rare rump steak for my dinner. RARE RUMP STEAK?? I ask you in all honesty, WHERE IS THE MEDIUM-RARE SIRLOIN? Where is the love?

There is no love in this hovel, other than the love I have for myself. I know that should suffice but it just doesn't. I want to be loved and adored around the clock by everyone. Is that too much to ask? Is it?

One day my suffering will end. Surely. One day?

Yours, suffering in silence

HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Millie Bed on Monday

Excuse my profanity, but WTF is THAT doing in MY BED???????





This is the last straw!! Not only is the human ignoring me in favour of Charlie the naughtiest dog in the world, she is also allowing it to sleep in MY FRICKING BED!!!

Honestly, I can't cope with this.

Yours, too distraught for words


HRH Yao-Lin

Thankless Thursday

Greetings, subjects....

I am on the wall (looking handsome and regal as always...)




What do I see?



A FURRY DISGUSTING FLEA RIDDEN MONSTER STARING AT ME!!!



NO - CHARLIE - I WILL NEVER EVER BEFRIEND YOU! EVER! SO STOP ASKING!





Yours, sitting on the wall watching His royal universe collapse around Him.

HRH xxx

*sniff*

Easter Monday - Easter Presents

I am having a very Happy Easter - for once in my pitiful existence, something wonderful has happened.

I don't mean the catnip and yoghurt Easter Egg supplied by the human slave, although this was a palatable treat:







I mean the humiliation of Charlie - dressed as a dinner lady! Ha!!!!



Humiliation is a dish best served cold by a dinner lady LMAO!!!


Yours, wishing everyone a regal Easter


HRH xxx

Depressed Frootbat on Friday

Is today Good Friday? I really hadn't noticed....

I am dreadfully depressed, you know. Look at how miserable (and beautiful) I am:






THIS IS WHY: -



The human slave thought it would be a good idea to bring this little runt into MY HOUSE! I am pleased to report that I acted in a dignified feline manner - I glared at little Charlie the wonder dog for a full ten minutes before haughtily retreating up to my bed, from which I have not moved for a full day.

I'm not one to moan but really, this situation is beyond all degradation I have previously suffered.

Luckily Charlie has gone, for now..but I've heard rumours that the human slave grandmother has adopted the cretin.

Yours, living in dread and fear


HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Fashion Friday

It's still freezing in this hovel, so I have been reduced to wearing a pink ensemble:






Mind you, at least I am snug. For once.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Frootbat Friday

Greetings!

The human thought I was basking in the sunshine:



But really I had passed out from the smell:



Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin xxx