Thursday 11 March 2010

It's complicated

It's all very complicated, you see.

At first, the teenage human seemed to be a person that I could detest as much as I do my human slave. She was annoying, loud, and in MY HOUSE.

Then she started giving me treats, chin scritches and compliments.

" Your Highness", she cooed, " I adore Siamese cats! You are perfection beyond belief!! Please let me sit by your paws and brush you for hours on end!".

She even brought over steak.

This piqued my interest. I began to wonder, 'are all humans completely useless like my slave or are some slightly more intelligent as this specimen seems to be?'.

She adores me. I really don't blame her.

I'll carry on enjoying the steak-gifts and compliments and will allow her to believe we have some kind of a future. In reality, I just feel pity for her. She will never be good enough for one of my royal background. Poor deluded girl.

Yours, in a complicated relationship. With the mirror.

HRH Yao-Lin xxxx


Azreen Sulaiman said...

Greetings YRH Yao-Lin,

My furry son Kenzo and I bring you a modest gift, The Hello Award.


We found your Royal musings on CB and this being our first visit, we've decided to hopefully make a friendly gesture by presenting you with the award. Please find it here,


Should you be spared a few moments from your royal duties, you are most welcomed to the Land of The Rising Sun, where my furry son and I live. Consider taking this shortcut if you please,

We'll take our leave now, farewell!

Kenzo Valentine & Azreen :)

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Ah yes, Yao-lin, how lucky you are to have at least one worshiper, even she is not fit to wipe your toes. I alas, suffer alone without anyone to worship me and a male who thinks that I should actually worship HIM.

The Florida Furkids said...

We say you should keep the illusion going as long as you can. How bad could treats, chin scritches and compliments be???

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Daisy said...

At last, you have found a devoted servant! Yao-Lin, I been missing you!

Anonymous said...

Well if it gvies the poor girl something to live for...really what harm can it do?

The Meezers or Billy said...

sometimes it's good to be nice to the humans - especially if it gets you steak

LZ said...

I know exactly what you mean. Auntie E thinks she and I have a special relationship but she just actually properly worships me when she comes to visit.


Monty Q. Kat said...

Highest Prince of All Meezers, Bringer of the Dawn and Defender of Your Ways! I bring forth a lowly award for you in hopes of keeping your grace and favor.

Ramses said...

At last you've met a human with a little more intelligence than your slave! We told you they existed, even if some are not suitable enough to be your actual subjects... I guess I really did luck out with My Mummy! :)


The Cat Realm said...

yao-lin - we are delighted to hear you haven't changed in the least...!
your adoring fans from the cat realm
(yeah - thanks to an impossible maid we haven't been around. and won't be a lot either...)

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oh, oh, rumor has it there is a DOG in your house???

Kimo and Sabi said...

Happy New Year 2011!

Sue M. said... are obviously PURRR-fect! Funny! Thanks!

Karen Jo said...

Happy Birthday, Yao-lin! I hope that you have a great day and that everything is fine at your house.

Jans Funny Farm said...

Well, even though you haven't blogged in a year, we hope you will get your birthday messages.

Happy Birthday, Yao-lin.

The Florida Furkids said...

Happy Birthday Yao-lin!

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Kitty McCormack said...

Happy Birthday Yao-Lin, we hope to meet you soon!

Nishiko and Xanthe xxx

Kimo and Sabi said...

Happy Purthday!

The Lee County Clowder said...
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The Lee County Clowder said...

HRH Yao-Lin, we hope you are still surviving in spite of the perennial lack of well trained servants.

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The gods have the freedom to rapidly accelerate global warming because of unregulated Chinese industrialization. And they are using it.
Whereas US industrial regulation combined with automotive smog devices had contained emmissions, the shameful emmissions at the hand of the Italians which allocated the financing of chinese growth will ultimately kill our planet
The gods must abjectly hate the Italians:::They ruined our cultures, eliminating Old Worlds around the globe, they destroyed our societies and now they will be used to ruin the planet.
Intelligent design:::Everything the gods do has purpose. There was purpose in the Italian boot, the Scandanavian penis, the sheep of Europe and the SFBA Beast. Chinese/Asian slanted eyes is yet another. Designed to make them/some look evil, they are a warning to other races. What is occurring with enviornmental degredation is living proof and may be the reason why they have this appearance.
Never forget the shameful experience we each had in 2008 when the Chinese desperately tried to clean up the envionment in Beijing.

Recall the $5 trillion Republican scam where W set up the evil Democrats to sign the credit card receipt.
Expect some portion of the $5 trillion stolen from the United States creatively went to the Catholic Church, positioned to bitterly complain they lost their affluent white parishoners for poor Latinos and the US is all their doing anyways.
I always suspected there has been a skim on the US General Fund (1/3) all along. And the gods are using these clone host fakes to kill Planet Earth::::The puppeteer pulling the strings, ironically.

Jesus is a false god.
There is no Satan. The world around us is all the god's doing:::You have to be tested with temptation.
Christianity is a test.
Muslim misery? The gods claim they are trying to "help you". The gods control everything, choreograph all that we see, including Isreal's relationship with Palestine, an "obligation" for their money-grubbing acceptance of the Evil Empire's billions. They also control the Italians, victims of the Moorish invasion/rape of their women, positioned in charge of this false reality through Christianity.
The gods created all this to position this reality you experience today.
"Earning" is temptation. It is a lie leading people into Damnation. Any hope of the Muslim world regaining the power they once had is long since over and it will never, ever return. Their acts 0f terrorism are only hurting them in the eyes of the gods.
The gods claim they are trying to "help you", but they also stoked your pride with your regional superpower status of centuries ago, rendering their efforts today merely destructive, a very bad sign. This means the gods have major problems with your people.

I believe the gods relocated the Jews to another planet before the Holocaust began to give them additional time before Earth fell into the social decay Christianity and the United States is responsible for. I suspect this favor included some/many of the Native America peoples as well.
Unfortunately for Muslims you didn't have the favor necessary to be allowed such generosity. I believe it is due to your mysogyny, your belief women are inferior to the men. This does not include veiling, which is a positive for the people and helps maintain decency within your society.
Orthodoxy is always the best course of action because, as I have repeated, old is mostly good and a little evil, while new is mostly evil and a little good. This applies to Islam as well.

As we all become more disfavored We lose our grace with the gods and with it protection from their theater, the positioning they put in place to end on Planet Earth.
The definition of irony::::As the Muslims made the Jews feel unwelcomed in the Middle East so will the Muslims experience the same when the Italian's Chinese-based global warming makes the Middle East uninhabitable, centuries-old revenge for the Moorish invasion/rape, plus a lot of other things I suspect.

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And they knew they were going to parlay hospitalization into cardiac cmplications, effectively doing the same.
People don't believe me when I say the gods are monsters, saying it is specific to my life. We're all being set up for ugly, and Republican debt spending will lead to bankrupcy and the use of all these semi-automatic guns people are hoarding at these gun shows.
The gods are ordering all proceedings still. If one day this changes it hasn't yet. Their vested interest is still very high.
The gods chose the Eutruscans to destroy Planet Earth and imparted their value system because these were the values the Antients would inflict on us when the chips were on the table. Ironically they are the big gangsters in the sky.

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Something godly about dork, innocent and pure, unlike the status quo. Kinda like the Simspsons episode when Rod and Todd go back to Germany and become normal, because everyone in the USA are the freaks. This was a valuable clue.

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To every yin there is a yang:::Ascend into heaven as a child is good while "clone hosting" or Apocalypse leading to "1000 years with Jesus on Earth" is evil. Remember what I said::Only the TRUE believers in Jesus will have eternal life, placed on the next Planet Earth to re-experience thousands of years of the birth, life and death life cycle, suffering from overwork, 18 hour days, hunger and misery.

Better be careful about what you think and say because the gods may go off half-cocked again like they did at Sandy Hook.