Meezer Munday

In this picture, am I thinking : a) What are you looking at? b)Why oh why is stinky Mao sat next to me? c) Oh look, there's the camera - I had better pose, fast! or d) all of the above?.

You will notice the strange wooden boat I am sat next to. This odd ornament allegedly represents the HMS Victory. Apparently, my female slave knows nothing about famous boats because otherwise, she would never have bought it. The real HMS Victory looks like this:




See? Not even remotely similar. My slaves really are stupid. *sigh*

Right, I must go - something is afoot - the slaves have just taken away all of the food? WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT????