Scary Saturday

For those of you who don't know me, I live on a small, relatively safe island at the bottom of England. I heard rumours of rumours of a threat called Vishus Deer. I saw other cat's pictures and I smiled, nonchalantly. Those pictures didn't really bother me because I thought that no such thing existed near where I live.

I have since been proved wrong:



CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT HUMAN'S KEEP THINGS LIKE THIS IN THEIR GARDENS? DOES THIS MEAN THERE MAY BE REAL VISHUS DEER ON MY ISLAND? AM I SAFE? ARE ANY OF US CATS SAFE? IS THIS A WARNING???

I understand there are measures in place to combat this threat. Forewarned is forearmed and I for one will be learning all I can about this very real threat to felines. How on earth could a vishus deer make it onto the island? Did they swim?

My head hurts.


HRH Yao-Lin xxx