Showing posts with label I hate my brother. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I hate my brother. Show all posts

Sunday, 6 July 2008

Sleepy Sunday

A moment of calm...



BEFORE I STARTED SCREAMING : " I WANT MY BED TO MYSELF" !



Is it too much to ask?

On a lighter note, I have been tagged by the Good Cats for the following award!



Here is some information about this prestigous award:

“The ‘Arte y Pico’ award was created to be given to bloggers who inspire others with their creative energy and their talents, whether it be writing, artwork in all media. When you receive this award it is considered a ’special honor’. Once you have received this award, you are to pass it on to at least 5 others.”

Thank you good cats - I am so happy that my daily suffering brings others joy. *sob*

I shall pass this award on to the following:

Bendrix because he is firmly on my wavelength.

Castle because he is practically family.

Pyewacket because she consistently posts inspiring pictures.

The Zoolatry gang - you all know why they deserve this award!

Cheysuli because she is a political power house in a corrupt world.

I trust your weekend is going smoothly. As you can see from my photos, mine is not.

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Tuesday, 1 April 2008

Snuggly Tuesday

Ah..sometimes it is lovely to snuggle with your baby brother. Especially when you love him as much as I do.







HA HA! ONLY JOKING! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!

Incase you hadn't noticed, I was actually pushing Baby Mao away with my hind leg. Also, notice the extended claws.

LIKE I WOULD EVER ENJOY SNUGGLING WITH THAT STINKY CRETIN!

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin

Friday, 9 February 2007

A Bit about Baby Mao

I feel I should at least mention the white nightmare that is my baby brother Mao.

He is a tabby point siamese and we share the same mother but have different fathers, much like most of the residents on the Isle of Wight (MOL). Mao is only 6 months old and, truly, is the most annoying kitten in existence. Allow me to explain...

There I was, minding my own business, eating all of the food and getting all of the cuddles when one day, the human slaves invaded my environment with a tiny white bundle of annoyance.

I was angry- oh- I was ENRAGED! I shouted and I yowled and I clawed but it made not the slightest difference. The kitten was here to stay.


I fight with baby Mao and he thinks I am playing. I eat all of the food and he thinks I am cleaning the bowl for him. I ignore him and he thinks it is an invitation for cuddles. How stupid can a cat be? We co-exist, not through choice but necessity. The humans are at work all day and I admit, I did get rather lonely before the white terror came to stay. At least I now have a moving target on which to hone my hunting skills.

It has now been four months and our relationship is much the same. Mao continues to grow, despite my attempts to deprive him of nourishment.

The humans fuss and fawn over baby Mao but I know that it won't last. Soon, they will realise once again who is master in this household and they will bow to my superior siamese-ness. Mwa ha ha ha *rubs paws*.