Happy Easter

Happy Easter to all of my adoring fans.

The human went out for dinner today. She had a Sunday roast with all of the trimmings.

This means she will not be cooking for me today.

I AM STARVING. I AM WASTING AWAY. THERE IS PRACTICALLY NOTHING LEFT OF ME, I AM BUT SKIN AND BONES.

I hope the stupid fat human enjoyed her stupid fat dinner as she shovelled it into her stupid fat mouth.

I am not going to eat the cat food she has placed in my bowl. I WANT ROAST BEEF. I WANT YORKSHIRE PUDDINGS. I WANT SPROUTS IN GRAVY.

Yours, faint from lack of sustenance



HRH Yao-Lin