Scooter Rally Friday

It is the Isle of Wight Scooter Rally this weekend.

Thousands of scooterists have already descended upon MY ISLAND. They are all very common and working class. I do not enjoy this faux 60's revival nor do I appreciate the music these cretins listen to.

I do, however, enjoy hunting for mullets.

Really, there is a vast abundance of these haircuts almost everywhere on the Isle of Wight this weekend! It is heaven for a royal hunter such as myself.

So, I will be having a busy weekend and will shortly post pictures of my findings!

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin