Screaming on Sunday

I have HAD ENOUGH!

Human Slave - MUST you be so incredibly lazy? Not only are you OMITTING TO COOK STEAK FOR ME you are also NEGLECTING MY BLOG!

Slave - you do realise that this blog is one cat's daily tail of struggling and torture?

DO YOU?

If I can't document my trials and tribulations then I simply cannot go on.

So I suggest you turn the computer on P D Q or, and I say this in all earnestness - THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY.

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR EXCUSES, FATSO! TIME TO GET BACK TO BLOGGING REGULARLY!

Yours, in distress



HRH Yao-Lin x