Sunday Meme

I have been tagged by the delectable Scout for the 7 Random Things Meme. Yes, yes, another chance to talk about myself. How completely wonderful!

Here are Seven Random Things About Me:

1. I trained the human in taking me for walks with my harness and lead. I walk - she follows. Obviously, I take my time so as to ensure the human becomes agitated and bored. It is far more entertaining for me.

2. I can play fetch but I refused to as soon as Baby Mao arrived on the premises. Call it male ego - he plays fetch with such enthusiasm that I simply cannot muster the energy to join in.

3. I will eat any human food available. To date, this includes (but is not limited to): trifle, brussel sprouts, Yorkshire puddings, baked beans, toast, yoghurt, runner beans, peas, carrots, sweetcorn, hummus, sausages, ham, jelly, ice-cream, KFC, MacDonalds, pizza, chips, coleslaw, salad, spinach, boiled potatoes, oxtail soup.

4. I will raise my paw on command but ONLY if the human offers me temptations. If not - she can forget it.

5. I like Royal Canin biscuits for breakfast, followed by Lamb Chops and/or steak for dinner. Organic meat, of course.

6. I enjoy awakening the human from her snore filled slumber by sitting on her pillow and resting my tail over her fat face. I usually do this just after I have used the litter tray. It is highly entertaining to watch her wretch.

7. At the moment, my sole aim in life is to cause the human slave a serious injury by tripping her on the stairs. I lay in wait every morning, hoping to catch her out but thus far she has avoided my cunning plan. Time will tell, my friends. Mwa ha ha. Watch this space!


I shan't tag any other cats as I believe most of you have completed this meme. If for some strange reason you have not - consider yourself tagged!

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin xx

A Meme on Sunday

I was tagged by both Casey and Dragonheart for the following Meme! The thing I love most about meme's is the title: ME ME! Appreciative purrs to you both.


1. Favorite season? Winter. Food, sleep, electric blanket, slaves at my beck and call.

2} Favorite colors? Well, purple obviously as it is a royal colour. I am also partial to guiness colours because they match my points (i.e cream and brown).

3} Favorite room? Any room where Baby Mao is not in the vicinity. I just like some peace and quiet from time to time, you understand of course?

4} Do you like dogs? No. I met a giant white dog once who was overly friendly. I feel uncomfortable around displays of affection from animals with whom I am not well acquanited. I found the dog very common and decided to look down my nose at it. Riff raff, I am sure you will agree?

6} Do you have to get bathed? No. If my humans even so much as thought of doing this, I would severely reprimand them. They know it isn't worth it.

7} Are you in love? Well, you all know who I love the most and I know that you can't blame me! I am so wonderful! I also love Fiona because we are soul mates.

8} Where would you like to travel to? I am in the process of applying for my passport because I want to take back Siam.

9} What do you ignore? I have no choice but to ignore the waft of poo smell that follows Baby Mao wherever he goes. I also ignore the humans when they fuss and fawn over me. This happens a lot. I run by the motto ' treat em mean and keep em keen'. It really does work.

10} How many lives have you used up? One. I actually fell down a huge tree when I was just a boy. I have not climbed a tree since. I demand to be lifted up instead.

11} Do you have any dark secrets? Yes. I intend to overthrow the British Government. I am waiting for Tony Blair to step down before I push Gordon Brown from his post and declare British Parliament Siamese Territory.

12} What is your favorite holiday? Christmas. Presents and a huge feast.

13} Water or milk? Water. It keeps one looking youthful.

14} Why do you blog? To show the world how wonderful I am and to gain appreciation in response. Oh, and to make new friends, of course.

15} Are you into extremes? Extreme discipline. The humans' just won't learn without the occasonal bite or scratch.

16} Favorite TV shows? Same as Casey: Dr Who. It gives me ideas on taking over the world.

17} Are you a pesty lap cat? Only very occasionally. Of course, I am not considered pesty because the humans feel so excited that I am acknowledging them, they positively gleam with delight. It is quite pathetic!

18} Inside or outside cat? I do like to wander outside occasionally but I mainly stay indoors. I panic if my slaves are not nearby. Who can fetch me food if I am on my own outside?

19} What makes you happy? I am so incredibly spoiled that nothing actually makes me happy anymore. No matter how many toys I am bought or how much worship is bestowed upon me, I still scowl and throw temper tantrums. I don't even get excited over roast dinners any longer. I blame the humans for this.

20} Your most embarrassing moment? I threw a two day temper tantrum when Baby Mao came to live with me. I am not proud of this - I actually lashed out at both the slaves and the little white runt who was invading my space. Looking back, I should have been much more stoic in my approach. I was only young though, so it is understandable.

Right, I am going to tag: Cheysuli, Jinx and Parker.