A Meme on Saturday

Darling Hendrix tagged me for a meme AGES ago. As the fat human has been spending all of her time on facebook, I have been unable to complete said meme until now.

Without further delay:

1. Where is your cell phone? - In the UK we call them mobile phones. Sadly, I do not own one. The human has one on which she spends hours playing bejewled. This amuses her peanut sized brain and stops her from bothering me, so I can't really complain.

2. Where is the husband? - No, I don't have a husband. Nor do I have a wife. In fact, I have very little in the way of creature comforts and spend my days lonely and bereft of attention.

3. Your hair color? - I am a seal point siamese. The human aunt calls me Thornton as in 'Thornton's chocolates'. I readily respond with a swipe. She KNOWS my real name but sadly is as mentally challenged as the human slave. *sigh*

4. Your mother? - Lives in a palace on the other side of the island. I can't believe she let me move to a hovel at only a few weeks old. I will never, ever forgive her. Ever.

5. Your father? - Apparently, he was a stud. I can't say I'm surprised. Like father liek son!

6. Your favorite thing? - Steak. Beating up Baby Mao.

7. Your dream last night? I dreamt that Obama adopted a royal siamese prince to take to the white house instead of a stupid puppy. *sigh*

8. Your dream/goal? - To escape this hovel and find my real royal roots. I know I have family and an abundance of human slaves out there somewhere, I just have to find them.

9. The room you're in? - I spend my days asleep in the airing cupboard. This hovel is freezing and the airing cupboard is the only place in which I can find warmth.

10. Your hobby? - I am too depressed to have hobbies. Apart from comfort eating, sleeping and beating baby Mao.

11. Your fear? - That I am stuck with my human slave until the end of my miserable life. Can you imagine? Cheap cat food, no heat, the constant stench of baby Mao...forever....*shudder*

12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? - Living in the lap of luxury at Daisy's house. Now THERE's a human that KNOWS how to treat a feline.

13. Where were you last night? - I threw a temper tantrum because the human slave's niece has come to stay. I started by attacking her UGG boots then moved onto the air bed so that it deflated as soon as she slept on it. Ha!

14. What you're not? - Spoiled. I get new toys only once a month. I am forced to share a double bed with the human slave and stinky mao. I am fed steak only once in a blue moon. I suffer. Oh yes, I suffer.

15. One of your wish-list items? - A new, well trained human slave who waits on me paw and foot 24/7. Is that too much to ask?

16. Where you grew up? - In a hovel.*sniff*

17. The last thing you did? - Swiped at the human for kissing me on the head.

18. What are you wearing? - A cheap collar because the human is too tight to buy me an expensive one. It is NOT my fault I keep losing them is it!

19. Your TV? - I am forced to sit through endless repeats of Friends and Scrubs.

20. Your pet? - The human slave if she counts.

21. Your computer? - Dell.

22. Your mood? - What about it? Wouldn't you be in a bad mood if you had my life? Hmm?

23. Missing someone? - I carry my burdens alone and miss no-one.

24. Your car? - The human has a matchbox on wheels and I am forced to travel in it on the occasions I have to visit the vet. It is highly embarrassing.

25. Something you're not wearing? - The pumpkin outfit.

26. Favorite store? - Pets at Home.

27. Your summer? - At least it is warm. I must be grateful for small mercies.

28. Love someone? - Myself. Someone has to. *sniff*

29. Your favorite color? - Purple.

30. When is the last time you laughed? - When I punctured the air bed. Mwa ha ha!

31. Last time you cried? - I'm always crying. Wouldn't you?

I'd like to tag:

Daisy
Mr Echo
The Meezers

Ta ta for now *sniff*


HRH Yao-Lin

A Meme on Saturday

I was recently tagged by my new friends Felix, Garfield and Jawsy for a fun meme! So without further ado:

Rules:
1.be honest
2.tag other people
3. have fun!

What is your name?

HRH Yao-Lin - but then, you already knew that!

If you could change your name what would it be?

Grand Imperial Yao-Lin Siamese Ruler of the Universe.

What is your pet’s name

My human is called THE SLAVE. Because she is.

If you could change your pet’s name what would it be?

I wouldn't change my human slave's name, I would change my human slave. To Gordon Ramsey.

What is your brother or sister’s name?

Baby Mao. *sigh*

If you could change their name what would it be?

It would be changed to ' Baby Mao no longer lives in my house'.

Now tag as many people as letters in your new name for yourself.

I think I will tag:

Bendrix
Kaze, Latte and Chase
Jinx dinkerdoo!

Ta ta for now darlings!



HRH Yao-Lin xx

A Jewel in the Crown

So many adoring subjects, so little time to appreciate you all....




I have created this award for the sole purpose of recognizing those bloggers who are, quite literally, gems!

Take this award and pass it on to as many blogs as you see fit - you know, the ones who make you smile, laugh, even wince (on occasion!). If you know someone who is a diamond, a gem, a cubic zirconia in the rough then this award is for them!

Don't forget to include your reasons as to why you have bestowed this gift upon your chosen recipient - and link back to me for royal authenticity.

So, without further ado, I should very much like to acknowledge:

Princess Tara because she is royal and dignified and copes with a poo-smelling sibling.

Luxor because he is the epitomy of grace and style.

Anastasia because she shone brighter than most during her too short time in this world.

In hindsight, I should also like to award this to Cheysuli. A powerhouse in the world of politics, Chey is a fearless fighter in the unending campaign for Meezer World Domination.