Good day my traitorous subjects.
Why traitorous, I hear you ask?
Well, it seems some of you have been encouraging Baby Mao in his endeavours to hijack my blog.
Here are some quotes from the comments Mao has been receiving: Mr Hendrix: 'I think Yao-lin is very nice to share his blog. We like to learn about you too.' The Meezers: ' Baby Mao - you is so cute! ' Kaia: 'Wanna teleport over to play tent war?'.
I understand that Mao can appear cute and kitten like at times. Oh yes, he has pulled the wool over the eyes of the slaves and of numerous other visitors. Be warned - beneath all of this cuteness there lies a real, 100% genuine brat.
I am getting quite emotional now.
I forgive each of you . I forgive, because I am a forgiving and ultimately altruistic Royal Prince.
However, this misdemeanour could not go unpunished. When I sauntered in and found Mao on my blog (without asking permission), I gave him the ' bitey' and forced him to wear this stripy ensemble.
Mao: consider yourself punished. 
