Thoughts on Thursday

During my harrowing time in this Godforsaken hovel, I have done a lot of thinking..




For example, today I thought of how the blue blanket in this photo brings out the gem like quality in my stunning eyes...

Then I returned to thinking of ways to bump off Charlie the runt. Do you think a harpoon or a sledgehammer is best?

Yours, deep in thought


HRH Yao-Lin xxx