Meezer Tributes on Monday

My adoring and wonderful fans over at Zoolatry created this contraption for ME:



It is really very clever. Here is what Maggy & Zoey said about their new invention:

As our gift to you, we are sending you one of our patented and registered "Brain Wave Enhancers" (be careful... it is activated in this picture).

As a special bonus, we also gifting you with the "Magical Protective Collar".

Caution: These can be hazardous to the health of other cats and humans.

Your new BWE will allow you to transfer all important brain wave messages to your lowly human and the poo-baby, so they will follow your every command.

Your new MPC will protect you against any inadvertent receipt of transfers from unwanted other persons.

Wear in good health!

Well, I have been wearing my new Brain Wave Enhancer for days but so far have had little siuccess with the human. I think it would work if the slave actually had a brain. That said, she grunted something about steak and peas today so I think we may have progress.

Do you think Zoolatry could create a functioning brain for my human? I mean, they are exceptionally clever cats after all!

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin