Saturday Steaming Parcel

Last night my human slave neglected to clean the litter tray at the appointed time.

This task is usually completed by 9pm thus enabling me to frequent my toilet at various intervals throughout the night, safe in the knowledge that it is both clean and fresh smelling.

Due to a lack of training on my part, or more likely, utter stupidity on her part, the female slave 'forgot' to clean the litter tray last night.

This morning, she was awoken by the delicate waft of poo. Stumbling out of bed, she wandered, bleary eyed, towards the bathroom where she found, and almost stepped in, two large steaming presents, left for her by none other than His Royal Highness.

"Oh, Your Highness," she said, still bleary eyed, "thank you for these most magnificent presents. I bow to your superiority, my Royal Master". To which I responded with an evil glare.

Ok, that doesn't sound altogether feasable. What she actually said, in between wretches, was " Oh For F*** sake I have to clean up cat s*** before I have even had a coffee - and it's my day off!". To which I responded with an evil guffaw: Mwa ha ha!

Well, I think the human has well and truly learned her lesson. Next time she neglects to clean the litter tray, I will leave her several steaming parcels instead of just two. Serves her right for being lazy.

Enjoy your Saturday everyone!

HRH Yao-Lin xx