Showing posts with label laser eyes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label laser eyes. Show all posts

Friday, 1 June 2007

Frootbat Friday

A message for my slave.




HUMAN SLAVE: SEE MY LASER EYES? I WILL ZAP YOU WITH THEM NEXT TIME YOU TAKE FOOD AWAY FROM ME.

I am being very serious. I will NOT have chicken taken away from me. If I want to beg at next door's house then I will. At least the lady next door feeds me the food I actually like. Nevermind that it wreaks havoc with my digestive system. The old lady likes my company and she likes feeding me big bits of chicken. If you DARE to take the chicken away from me again, I will do worse than growl! Mark my words!


You have been warned.