Discipline Thursday

Dear human

Further to the degradation I have endured this past week, I have today, whilst you were at work, taken some much needed disciplinary action.

If you waddle upstairs into the main bedroom, you will notice claw-sized holes in your expensive voile curtains. You know the pretty drapes with the embroidered daisies that everybody compliments? Well, slave - observe with horror how they are now decorated with numerous holes and scratches!

Rest assured that given your behaviour this week I will continue shredding these curtains into pieces. I may eventually use them to stuff my pillow. Mwa ha ha..

There is no point in apologising to me.

Yours, haughty, demanding and disciplinarian



HRH Yao-Lin