Terrible news on Tuesday

Well, I imagine you have already heard. I know I have. Again, and again, and again, and again.

For those of you who don't follow, Baby Mao has his own blog. He seems to imagine that he has lots of 'friends'. He thinks his poo smell is endearing and his scrawniness is cute. Which one of you gave him these ideas?

Now, I know this isn't terrible news in the grand scheme of things and that far worse things can happen to a cat. But it isn't fair. First I had to share my home, then my food, then my bed, then my SLAVES and now MY COMPUTER.

I would give you all the silent treatment but I can't let one hindrance halt the message of my greatness.

So, onwards and upwards, my worthy cause will not be stopped!

Behold, His Royal Greatness: