Overheard on Thursday

Overheard in my palace today:

Female Slave " Guess what Yao-Lin just brought in from outside?"

Male Slave (on phone) : " I don't know..a mouse?"

Female Slave: " No, no, he has gone one better than that. Today, obviously ravenously hungry , he has gone next door and stolen a roast lamb bone, most probably from their kitchen!".

Male Slave: " Well get it away from him, he will make a huge mess with that thing!"

Female Slave: " I would but every time I go near him he starts growling and swiping at me with his paws. I'll just hoover up later".







Yao-Lin : Mwa ha ha ha ha


HRH Yao-Lin xx