The humans are talking about moving house in a couple of months. I don't trust their judgement in the slightest so I have decided to take full control of the situation. Here I am, flicking through the portfolio of potential properties. Sadly their budget cannot afford a grand palace. I suppose I will be OK as long as I get my own bedroom. It is the least they can do.
Yours, looking busy and important,
HRH Yao-Lin xx