Tuesday, 12 June 2007

Torture Tuesday




Message to male slave: If you try to hold me against my will, I will use my fabulously long and sharp claws to inflict pain. I will not be held accountable for this. You do not pick up His Royal Highness when he does NOT wish to be picked up.

Message to female slave: Do not try to take cute pictures of me when I am not in the mood. I will flash my lazer eyes at you and you will frazzle. Understand?

See how terrible my life is?

Sulking and moody


HRH Yao-Lin

20 comments:

Ali & Fiona said...

Poor Yao-lin, you still look handsome though.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Poor guy, I'd feel fur yoo but I can't reach-heheheehe. I crack me up. Sorry, that reely was uncalled for.~Princess Ziporah

Daisy said...

Wow, your clawrs are sharp! I like them. You look a little bit crabby about being picked up. So, I think you would be justified in using your clawrs.

The Meezers said...

poor Yao-lin - why does they insist on torchuring you?

Marie the Defender said...

I had not considered using my claws to show displeasure on being picked up...I just struggle. Must ponder this....

~Casey

Parker said...

Hey Mr. Grumpy Pants! I bet you are a world class struggle-monster when you don't wish to be held!

lordjaders said...

I thorrroughly enjoyed yourrr blog. Such grrrim conditions. I sympathize with yourrr possible moving situation. You see, I lived in a palatial estate with many balancing beams along the stairrrs. Then the beans decided to move forrr bean rrreasons something with noisy neighborrrs. Howeverrr, this is no tale of woa. Now I live in a beautiful home with fantastic neighborrrs---I now have two homes instead of just one! Purrrhaps the same will happen to you.
Good luck trrraining yourrr serrvants, it is harrrd to find good help these days.

Jade

Lux said...

I do empathize, Yao-lin. Not very often, but every now and then, someone will try to pick me up. But I'm very heavy - I've had to work at this - so they usually put me down in just a minute.

Chairman Mao said...

A Royal Highness should always ishue orders and be able to back 'em up with clawsies! You're a real butt-kickin' handsome Meezer, Yao-lin!

jcfloresinc said...

Yao-lin you look mighty miffed in that picture. But so very handsome.
Don't scratch them too hard, they just want to cuddle and show us how good you look.
Samantha & Tigger

Jeter and Mickey said...

wut iz yer male slave tryin to do yao-lin?
luv--yer grate frend--jh

Munchkin, Missy and Monte said...

Oh you poor thing, how could they be so mean to you?

Dragonheart said...

Oh Yao-lin, the things you have to put up with! I am very impressed with your sharp claws. Mine get regularly trimmed.

caricature said...

How insensitive of the slave Yao-Lin to show their affection when the Royal Highness is clearly not in the mood :)

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Impressive claws dere Yao-lin! We don't blame you fer using dem on your beans because we don't like being loved against our will either. Lucy won't scratch but she just struggles and yells.

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

I will never understand why they just can't follow the rules!!

Latte

Rascal said...

So glad you know how to keep your humans in line. They do tend to become rather thoughtless and silly if not kept under control.

Cheysuli said...

Great claws Yao-lin. Great claws!

I think they are more likely to torture Siamese because we are more regal than they and they are jealous.

DiNkErDoO said...

wow! come look at my torture picture then make your mind up whats worse...!

The Cat Realm said...

Uh, uh, we didn't see this when we posted our comment about the blood drawing.
This makes it clear that you should have drawn even more blood!