Message to male slave: If you try to hold me against my will, I will use my fabulously long and sharp claws to inflict pain. I will not be held accountable for this. You do not pick up His Royal Highness when he does NOT wish to be picked up.
Message to female slave: Do not try to take cute pictures of me when I am not in the mood. I will flash my lazer eyes at you and you will frazzle. Understand?
See how terrible my life is?
Sulking and moody
HRH Yao-Lin
Tuesday, 12 June 2007
Torture Tuesday
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Poor Yao-lin, you still look handsome though.
Poor guy, I'd feel fur yoo but I can't reach-heheheehe. I crack me up. Sorry, that reely was uncalled for.~Princess Ziporah
Wow, your clawrs are sharp! I like them. You look a little bit crabby about being picked up. So, I think you would be justified in using your clawrs.
poor Yao-lin - why does they insist on torchuring you?
I had not considered using my claws to show displeasure on being picked up...I just struggle. Must ponder this....
~Casey
Hey Mr. Grumpy Pants! I bet you are a world class struggle-monster when you don't wish to be held!
I thorrroughly enjoyed yourrr blog. Such grrrim conditions. I sympathize with yourrr possible moving situation. You see, I lived in a palatial estate with many balancing beams along the stairrrs. Then the beans decided to move forrr bean rrreasons something with noisy neighborrrs. Howeverrr, this is no tale of woa. Now I live in a beautiful home with fantastic neighborrrs---I now have two homes instead of just one! Purrrhaps the same will happen to you.
Good luck trrraining yourrr serrvants, it is harrrd to find good help these days.
Jade
I do empathize, Yao-lin. Not very often, but every now and then, someone will try to pick me up. But I'm very heavy - I've had to work at this - so they usually put me down in just a minute.
A Royal Highness should always ishue orders and be able to back 'em up with clawsies! You're a real butt-kickin' handsome Meezer, Yao-lin!
Yao-lin you look mighty miffed in that picture. But so very handsome.
Don't scratch them too hard, they just want to cuddle and show us how good you look.
Samantha & Tigger
wut iz yer male slave tryin to do yao-lin?
luv--yer grate frend--jh
Oh you poor thing, how could they be so mean to you?
Oh Yao-lin, the things you have to put up with! I am very impressed with your sharp claws. Mine get regularly trimmed.
How insensitive of the slave Yao-Lin to show their affection when the Royal Highness is clearly not in the mood :)
Impressive claws dere Yao-lin! We don't blame you fer using dem on your beans because we don't like being loved against our will either. Lucy won't scratch but she just struggles and yells.
I will never understand why they just can't follow the rules!!
Latte
So glad you know how to keep your humans in line. They do tend to become rather thoughtless and silly if not kept under control.
Great claws Yao-lin. Great claws!
I think they are more likely to torture Siamese because we are more regal than they and they are jealous.
wow! come look at my torture picture then make your mind up whats worse...!
Uh, uh, we didn't see this when we posted our comment about the blood drawing.
This makes it clear that you should have drawn even more blood!
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