Thursday, 28 June 2007

Thursday Thirteen

After my meeting with Tony Blair I started to wonder what the former Prime Minister could possibly do with his time now that he is no longer running the country.

So, this week's Thursday Thirteen is dedicated to our former leader and lists Thirteen Things Tony Blair can do now that he is unemployed:

1. Campaign to keep Nip legal.

2. Go and lay flowers on Humphrey's grave. It is least he can do, after kicking him out of number 10!

3. Ditch his cat hating wife. For that reason alone!

4. Open a Cats home.

5. Assist us Meezers in taking back Siam. Surely he has international contacts?

6. Go busking on the underground and donate any proceeds to the Cats Protection League.

7. Become a cat blogger!

8. Get neutered. Well, he is too old to have any more kittens anyway!

9. Join me, Eric and Flynn in the Siamese/Gingers Alliance Party (Blair is a ginger if you ask me!).

10. Go and get inspired by Cheysuli and Cato - surely he is in awe of their political prowess?

11. Campaign to get the Human Rights Act amended to include the Feline Rights Act.

12. Sign on to Job Seekers Allowance.

13. Try his hardest to become Bush's kitten instead of his puppy. *snigger*

Sadly, I have been pipped to the post by Gordon Brown so I am not yet the British Prime Minister. It will happen, maybe by the next election, maybe sooner but I have one message for this Gordon Brown fellow: Watch out chubby, I'm coming for you!


Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Hahaha!!! Oh those are wonderful uses for his time!!!


Ali & Fiona said...

You have plenty of friends, anyone as good looking as you should be haughty!

We like the your list, gave us a giggle.


Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

All good uses fur his extra time. Also, napping is a good use of extra time, non-extra time...any time.

The Crew said...

When you run for political office, you need to fix Britain's voting process so all cats worldwide can vote for you. That's what Chey is doing bere in the US so international cats can vote in our election!

Chairman Mao said...

HEHEHEHE!!! Oh Yao-lin you're makin' me laff so hard I'm snortin' tuna juice outta ny nosie!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMaoMaoMao!

The Meezers said...

great list Yao-Lin!!

Daisy said...

Yes, I think he ought to do ALL of those things!

Lux said...

His wife hates ... US???

caricature said...

Smart ideas Yao-Lin ~ no doubt you will be the next British premier...

Don't forget to check out the changes to the cat blog and take part in the new daily quiz!

Cheysuli said...

I'm sure it was just hateful specism that allowed Brown to take over.

The Furry Kids said...

We were really bummed when we heard about that Brown guy. We thought you were a shoo-in for sure.

Earl Grey

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

I would certainly vote for you!

In Canada our Prime Minister is a Cat lover and he and his family even foster kitty cats in the ofishal residence! I like him just for that.

lordjaders said...

Yourrr Highness, I guess politics just come naturrrally forrr you. It is clearrr that you werrre borrrn to rrrule! I think I would make a grrreat underrrcoverrr agent forrr the rrreclaimation of Siam--no one would everrr guess a Grey Tabby was involved with Meezerrrs!

Caesar and Princess said...

This is a super great list! fabbie TT

happy Week-end Yao-lin!!

Eric and Flynn said...

Hahaha that's a grate list about the poodle and his Wicked Witch of the West. We haf to git togevver and overthrow this lot. Do yoo know if the Brown's like kitties?