Wednesday, 22 August 2007

Catnip Meme

I have today been tagged by the delectable Bounce, Lucy and Trixie for the catnip meme. I was going to do a Meezer Rule promoting vandalism but this Meme seems like much more fun!

'All you catsters out there have to do is just list 5 things you do whenever you're on the nip, and don't forget to tag some friends! Let's find out just how whacked out some of us get!!

1. The first time I tried nip I actually became a bit dizzy. It didn't really agree with the guiness I had been drinking that night. I decided there and then it would be one or t'other, never both.

2. The next time I tried nip I just fell asleep. I may have purred a little, I don't recall. I woke up hours later feeling really hungry.

3. Occasionally, when under the influence, I ponder the big questions in life. You know, "Why did God invent Sirloin steak? Why do we have humans as slaves when they are all a bit dim?".

4. I have actually sprinkled a little bit of nip in the slave Grandmother's spaghetti bologneise before now. It was HILARIOUS to see her reaction! She is a very very loud annoying lady and she deserved it. Mwa ha ha.

5. I am an anti social nip user. I won't share my nip with anyone. If Baby Mao so much as DARES to have a sniff I swipe at him. He can buy his own nip - the good stuff costs £20.00 a bag here!

I would like to tag the following cats:

Lux, Jinx Dinkerdoo , Cheysuli and Bendrix. I believe Bendrix is an habitual user and will especially enjoy this meme!

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin xx

19 comments:

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

I have heard that the nip over there just isn't the same as ours. Perhaps we should find a way for you to get some of the good stuff?

Latte

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Well then send me your address and I'll send you some of the good stuff!!!

ljparry AT gmail DOT com

Latte

Chairman Mao said...

hehehe, I love yur nippy answers! And my momma was crackin' up at yur number 3!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Marilyn MonREOW said...

*giggle*, I loved reading your meme, Yao-lin! You even indulge in catnip in a regal manner, but that's to be expected from a Royal Highness, of course! *smile*

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!

Daisy said...

Nip makes me very hungry, too. But I never get sirloin.

I can't wait to see Bendrix's answers!

Mosaic Cats said...

We are too tired to say anything funny or clever but we do want to thank you for always being funny and clever!

Caesar and Princess said...

It is good not to share.
on the bag it says, "open bag, enjoy"
nothing about sharing....

The Furry Fighter said...

i must try to get into Nip - it just has no effect though. maybe i should try and get hold of some moroccan brand or something...

Jimmy Joe said...

Hmmm, British nip seems a little pricey. Maybe I should send you a little of the backwoods stuff...Yee-haw!
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Henry Helton said...

I do not like to share my nip either! There is nothing wrong with that.

Cheysuli said...

Hmm.. But I don't use nip, Yao-lin... perhaps I can say things I'd like to do under the influence... hmm?

Pet's are 4 Life said...

Why is british nip so expensive? Is it better then american nip? Momma only paid like 4 or maybe 5 bucks for a bunch...
ps, there is almost always some seeds at the bottom of the bag, you can start your own planter with the seeds!!!

~Napoleon,Hunter&Belle~

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Mom grows our own nip and it is fit for royalty! We don't like to share eether, that's why we each get our own pile...

Tara said...

hehehe..made Mom think of college...

Thanks for the birthday wish! Although that harem thing....

Tara

Parker said...

I'm a bit anti-social with the nip myself. Who wants to share such wonderful stuff???

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Great answers Yao-lin. Wow nip sure is expensive where you live. Now we know you are regal even when on nip.

michico 小芥 said...

That is very fun when you nip, I like the reactive~!

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Lux said...

Thank you for the tag, but as you know I've already done the meme.

That's way funny about you sprinkling nip in the slave Grandmother's dinner!!!

Monty Q. Kat said...

WOW! That's a lot for nip, I can send you some better stuff!