Sunday, 5 August 2007

Settled in on Sunday




Here I am, all settled in to the new palace. I am still extremely unimpressed with the neighbours. They are all very common and obviously not used to having royalty living in the vicinity.

Yesterday, I met a fat tabby cat. He sat on the wall and stared at my beauty as I flitted about the garden in my elegant Siamese manner.

Eventually I noticed the fat tabby cat. "Hey, you!" I shouted, "get off my wall, you fat chav".

The tabby continued to sit there, staring, before shouting back " Do you want to come up here and say that?".

I was speechless! The NERVE of these common cats. It would seem I am living in a rough area of town. I will never forgive the humans for moving His Royal Highness to an area with so many commoners. It is simply unforgivable.

Yours, sulking as usual,


HRH Yao-Lin

24 comments:

Eric and Flynn said...

Yer looking furry regal in yer pikchur Yao-lin, that should put Tabby in his place.If yoo need any help, let us know and we'll come up and sort fings out furr yoo.

Dragonheart said...

I'm glad to hear you've settled in, Yao-lin, but sorry to hear that you aren't impressed with your neighbours.

boo_licious said...

*Cursty* Your Majesty, thanks for gracing us for WCB this weekend. Sorry abt the neighbours.

The Meezer Gang said...

Have you given fatty The Paw??? Maybe that might put things into proper perspective...

China Cat & Willow said...

We are glad that you are settled in your new place. Ha ha ha, Meezer Gang was funny! Did you try giving the paw to the intruder???

Purrrrs, China Cat & Willow

P.S.
From China Cat - "I don't think that your intruder is any relation to me"

The Cat Realm said...

Yao-Lin my heart goes out to you! How dare they! I could come over and bite your humans a bit???
Hang in there! Those commoners will soon recognize your Royalty and start adoring you as they should be!
Anastasia

The Cat Realm said...

I Dare You...!
Come on over and check it out!
Karl

Daisy said...

Yao-Lin, you have a very haughty and royal expression on your face. I would not like to hang around with a chav either (I learned that word from Faz).

I am glad you are getting all settled into your new palace though. Maybe things will get better when your neighbors learn of your royalty.

The Meezers said...

you look furry regal! how awful that your neighbors don't realize it yet

michico 小芥 said...

Very happy to know you all settle down. Just don't care about those neighbors~!!! Or, just show your sharp paws~!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Naybors can be a thorn in the paw...give them the paw! Maybe yoo shood buddy up with Baby Mao, they are less likely to bug two cats than they are one. Zippy keeps making frends with them!

Derby said...

He looks like a nice ginger kittie. Give him a chance to get to know you and you to know him before you make any judgements.

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

It sounds like yore going to haff to educate your new neighbors about your royal status. That way they can give you the respect you deserve. A few cuffs about the head should do it.

Lux said...

Great picture of you, Yao-Lin. I'm sorry about that common neighbor not worshipping your Royal Highness.

Cheysuli said...

You do look regal. I tried to tell the humans they must see you when they visit London next month but the Human Male said "No cats!" He said that he wasn't going on vacation to see a Siamese. I tried to explain your regalness but alas he wouldn't. He'd fit right in with your common neighbors.

Victor Tabbycat said...

Maybe you should teach them sum manners. Introduce them to bloggin an maybe they'll rise in the werld.
I hope yur not callin ALL tabbies common... Mom says Bonnie an I are bof you-neeck.

Benjamin Fuzz said...

you pour thing, yao-lin, having to live among the commoners. be sure to have your staff erect a privacy fence.

ben
lucy

caricature said...

Oh you have moved Yao-Lin ~ hope you are impressed with the new palace even if you don't like the neighbors - it seems as if the fat tabby was looking for an encounter with your royal highness - the nerve of that commoner to write 'Ginger Woz Ere' all over your garden wall!

Samantha & Tigger said...

Yao-lin that is shamelss that that cat is not giving you the respect you deserve! I'll come over there an give him my don't mess with me look and chase him off for good! I'll make him clean that stuff off your wall. too. Congratulations on the Stuff on My Cat post!! You look awesome as usual.
Your FL furiends,

Tara said...

You look a bit peaved there Yao-lin. I don't blame you, I get those commoners in my back yard all the time. Very annoying!
Tara

Pet's are 4 Life said...

We is so sorry your humans did that...how dare that tabby speak to your royalness that way??

~Napoleon & Hunter~

Caesar and Princess said...

You-lin, we are so sorry you are living around chavs, so close in proximity to the lower class. This is really a pity. Perhaps your humans could train a few of the higher level ones and they could have the honor to serve you... just a thought.

stay strong. persevere. maybe a poop on a pillow would let them know how you feel about this horrid change

purrrrs, Princess

Rosa's Yummy Yums said...

Good to know you are doing well! You seem content, at least...
Cute kitty, as usual!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

love your attitude in that photo! we never heard of "chav" before, and we appreciate the new word. our people's last name is "Chavez" - does that mean they are ::gasp:: ...you know...?