Friday, 24 August 2007

Scooter Rally Friday




It is the Isle of Wight Scooter Rally this weekend.

Thousands of scooterists have already descended upon MY ISLAND. They are all very common and working class. I do not enjoy this faux 60's revival nor do I appreciate the music these cretins listen to.

I do, however, enjoy hunting for mullets.

Really, there is a vast abundance of these haircuts almost everywhere on the Isle of Wight this weekend! It is heaven for a royal hunter such as myself.

So, I will be having a busy weekend and will shortly post pictures of my findings!

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin

21 comments:

Dragonheart said...

I'm sorry to hear your island has been invaded, Yao-lin. I hope things are back to normal soon!

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Uh-oh. I hope none of those mullet scooter people are chavs. That would be just too much for your highness to bear.

Happy hunting!

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Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yup, mullets are the worst hair-do to ever happen. Mom akshooally laffs out loud at the guys walking around wif dem. She also laffs at old men wif pony tales! Speshully da ones wif no hair on top of their heads.

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

Wow, mullets! Wish I could go hunting too....

~Donny

Henry Helton said...

I would like to take a ride on one of those so I can feel the wind between my furs.

Cheysuli said...

Oh that sounds like a fun hunt. I find that any sort of tourism is annoying. People, of course, line up on weekends to see me...

The Furry Fighter said...

me meowmie likes those bikes alot, she says she wants a Vespa if you please...but at the moment all her Tokens go to the vet so it is pedal-power for now.

The Meezers said...

happy hunting Yao-lin!!! we can't wait to see pikshurs

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Oh Mullets are so funny! I can't imagine who invented these funny haircuts.

I hope these intruders don't ruin your weekend. I too have intruders in my town this weekend. Canada's Ironman Triathalon is in MY city this weekend and they really mess up the traffic AND I don't wish to look at all these gaunt beans running and biking and swimming within my sight.

I look forward to seeing your findings.

Daisy said...

It sounds like this will be a very noisy event. And very unfashionable, if the riders have mullets on their heads.

The Fluffy Tribe said...

ahahahahahahaha mullets, post picture

and we were horrified to hear of yer closet experience, unforgivable to leave you in there like that

~The Fluffy Tribe

The Fluffy Tribe said...

ahahahahahahaha mullets, post picture

and we were horrified to hear of yer closet experience, unforgivable to leave you in there like that

~The Fluffy Tribe

Jimmy Joe said...

Oh man, Yao-Lin, that's the sort of thing that gives country folk a bad name. Maybe if a royal aristocat like you laughs really loudly at the mullets, they'll finally realize that it is a bad, bad lifestyle choice.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Christine and FAZ said...

I thought mullets were fish - I love fish so I hope you catch plenty Yao-Lin. FAZ

Parker said...

I can't wait to see the mullet people!

Lux said...

Mullets! I had to follow the link to see what one was ... I can't wait to see pictures!

Eric and Flynn said...

Haha we want to see the mullets. Our dad yoosed to haf a scooter when he wuz furry yung. He yoosed to haf long hair too, but he sez it wuzn't a mullet.
We hope yoo haf recuvvered furrom being locked in the cupboard. Well done on shredding the toylit paper. That'll show them.

One-Eyed Jack said...

Ooooooo, we were invaded by those guys a while ago!! They were so loud when they went by, I ran back into the house off the balcony as fast as my little paws could carry me!!

I wonder if they're the same guys?

~Persephone

Caesar and Princess said...

oh jeeesh invaded by cretins... the music... and noise, and yes! the mullets, ack.

We live close (but certainly and thankfully not very close) to West Virginia where everyone has dirty crocked teeth and can not speak properly, or even type... very much the working class. They also eat squirrel or opossum soup, we heard...

sometimes they invade our area to find some entertainment.

find some earplugs or hide under a blankie

Tara said...

Oh, this sounds pretty dreadful!

Sorry you got locked in the closet, but I doubt your slaves will do that again!

Tara