Thursday, 30 August 2007

A little conversation

Overheard in my palace this week:

Female Slave: " What do you mean, Yao-Lin attacked the neighbour's cat?

Male Slave: "Well, the old lady said she found her cat cowering under the bed in terror. His Royal Highness had strutted into the house, climbed up the stairs and was howling and hissing at the little fat tabby, all whilst baring his claws, ready to attack".

Female Slave: "Oh, he wouldn't do that, would he? Surely he was just playing?"

Male Slave
: "I doubt it. The old lady said that when Yao-Lin couldn't reach her cat under the bed, he ate all the food and then stormed out of the house. Apparently he didn't take kindly to being shooed out either".

Female Slave: "Well, it has been a tough week, what with Anastasia and Oscar and everything. I am sure he was just venting his grief".

Male Slave
: "Whatever. That cat is a psycho bully. I feel sorry for Baby Mao".

Yao-Lin: Mwa ha ha ha.

Yours, gloating

HRH Yao-Lin xx


Dragonheart said...

Did you really invade the neighbour's house Yao-lin? I bow down to you. You are very brave!

Yes, it has been a very sad week.

Daisy said...

Way to go, Yao-Lin! I am glad you also got a snack while you were there.

Anonymous said...

I guess you showed the neighbor who is boss of the 'hood now, huh? Eating all the food was a nice touch.

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said... really are quite full of yourself aren't you? I don't think that cat should have even tried to take you on, I mean....look at how fierce you are!


Mickey said...

Hahahaha!Yao-lin is a mighty cat.
You always have to eat their food.
That shows them ;-)

The Feline Sextet said...

WOW!! What an advenshur!

Chairman Mao said...

Wowie, Yao-lin! You are furry brave and advenchurus -- I am impressed, my royal furriend! and I unnderstand doin' funny stuff outta grief. I'm teleporting ofur to share Meezerly cuddles with you, my furriend.

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Whoa, dude, yoo invaded that cat's howse and HE coward unner da bed? Yoo must be fierce...just don't try dat here, cuz Zippy chased a dog out of our yard yesterday while on her leash and wifout front claws. She's furry intimidating for a 6 pound ball of fur. Course, we all know dogs are kinda dumb.

Anonymous said...

Hugs, Yao-lin! Yes, it's been a sad week, and it sounds like you were blowing off a little steam. You are a very brave and fierce royal Meezer, my friend!

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn.

Monty Q. Kat said...

I shouldn't laugh, but I can't help myself...

What I would ask of you, dearest Prince of Meezers, if possible could you display a photo of your Highness and tell me what markings make up a Siamese? (Brown ears, etc.)

Eric and Flynn said...

Hahaha well done Yao-lin, yoo showed the cowardy cat who's the Boss. Wuz the food good, is it worth going back furr more?

Jimmy Joe said...

Hey, I wander into the neighbors' houses (well, apartments) too, and try out the neighborhood cuisine. Su casa es mi casa, right? And if that neighbor cat didn't recognize that you were royalty and offer you her food, of course you had to regally humble her. It takes a village to serve a cat.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Tara said...

A psycho bully? hehehe... way to go, getting all the way into that house!

Henry Helton said...

Yao Lin, you are such a bad kitty! I really look up to you.

Mosaic Cats said...

Do we have the girl for you!
She is a total Psycho-Bully, and she, too, came right into OUR home and not only took over our bed and couches, but our food bowls and litter boxes too. And she has the NERVE to corner US and bully us! Sadie spends her time outside and Bianca lives under the couch.

Where can I ship this chavette?

The Furry Fighter said...

hahaha kick arse Yao-Lin!!! love the touch of scoffing up the food too! we really must take our lead from you! such a good meezer!

Cheysuli said...

Did you really get into the neighbor's house? Did they invite you in? If not how did you get in? Everyone around here always keeps doors closed.

At any rate, good for you. Was it the same cat who was bothering you in the garden?

Samantha & Tigger said...

Wow Yao-lin, we are bowing to your braveness! That's taking the bull by the horn and showing your neighbor who is boss! Cool!
Your FL furiends,

michico 小芥 said...

Well down Yao-Lin, you are doing correct~!! I support you.

Hot(M)BC said...

Wow, I guess you took over the hood. WTG bud.
the Pepster

Lux said...

You *didn't, Yao-Lin! (No, I imagine you did!) :)

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

OMG, this is just too, too funny! You actually went right in the house! Ha, ha, ha...... My Mum and I can't stop laffin and laffin!

As for eating the food - well, they should have offered it to you anyways, it is not very polite not to offer "guests" refreshments!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

That is fabulous. Did you leave your "mark" over there? Great job showing those kitties whose the boss!