Thursday, 23 August 2007

Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen things to do when one is locked inside the airing cupboard all morning:

1. Howl. Extremely loudly.

2. Feel exceptionally irritated because nobody can hear you except Baby Mao.

3. Realise that Baby Mao can't open doors.

4. Howl some more.

5. Give up howling. Become more and more irate as the minutes turn into hours.

6. Sleep. There is an abundance of fresh linen and clean towels that require fur all over them.

7. Wake up and howl some more. Realise the house is empty. Plot revenge.

8. Find toilet paper. Put plan of revenge into rapid bunny kicking action.

9. After half an hour, realise you have shredded all of the toilet rolls stored in the cupboard.

10. Scratch the wooden shelves.

11. Kick all of the laundry onto the floor.

12. When the door is finally opened, stand back and laugh as the human is showered by toilet paper confetti.

13. Watch the human spend three hours cleaning up the mess you have made. Laugh.


Can you BELIEVE what I have to put up with? WHAT IS THE POINT IN HAVING HUMAN SLAVES IF THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU WHEN YOU ARE SHOUTING AT THEM??

Yours, thinking of several suitable punishments for the humans,


HRH Yao-Lin

14 comments:

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We'z not sher what an "airing cupboard" is but it sounds a lot like da cedar/linen closet here...we'd do the same thing if we gots locked in!

Daisy said...

Poor Yao-Lin! That sounds very terrible. At least you got a little bit of revenge.

The Furry Fighter said...

ooo i must try that! but you forgot to wee on the clean laundry yao-lin! my brother does that always, he likes blue towels for some strange reason.

The Meezers said...

The horror you haf to endure. we is so sorry!

Henry Helton said...

I heard about this from your brother. Hee hee. Hey, what is an airing cupboard anyway? I've never heard of one of those before.

DK & The Fluffies said...

Doots on the pillow man... doots on the pillow!

Chairman Mao said...

I can't wait to hear what you've got planned fur revenge!! hehehe, Yao-lin, you absolootely crack me up! I'm sorry you got stuck in there, but I'm glad you had fun shreddin' stuff. I like to shred stuff, too!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Lux said...

That *happened to you??? How awful! Toilet paper confetti sounds like fun, though!

Jimmy Joe said...

Had to do a little bit of research to figure out the "airing cupboard" setting to truly comprehend your story, but now that I do, I am very impressed by your strategy. Shredding toilet paper is awesome!!! I hope you didn't hurt your vocal cords by howling and that you can still reprimind your slaves.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Victor Tabbycat said...

Oh my! Oh deer! Oh, can I get locked in? Bonnie would just sleep, acourse. She's usually mouthy, but when locked inside, she's silent! I'm the opposite. The loudest I's efur been was when I was ::gasp:: trapped!

Cheysuli said...

Oh dear. That sounds awful. I think you did a good job with attacking everything though!

He he...

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Oh dear it sounds like you had quite the day. I'm glad you at least were able to do some destruction : )

As Royalty, you really should have a cell phone so you can get ahold of the human slaves at all times!

Tink said...

Great tips, thank you!
I took over Mommy Tink's blog yesterday to introduce myself with 13 pictures. Wanna meet me?
Love, Maia

Bad Kitty Cats & Megan said...

Poor Baby... we think Howl is right, Isn't revenge sweet! We are so glad you are out and ok! Purrs and Purrs