Saturday, 17 November 2007

A Meme on Monday

I’ve been tagged by Black Cat for a meme. Here are the rules:

* Link to the person who tagged you and post the rules on your blog;

* Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself;

* Tag 7 random people at the end of your post & include links to their blogs;

* Let them know they’ve been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

7 Random and/or Weird Facts About Me!

1. I am a true survivor. On a daily basis I cope with plummeting temperatures, near starvation and horrific smells. My blog is my only salvation - I simply MUST tell the world about the cruel conditions in which I am forced to subsist.

2. As a resut of number 1, I am an inspiration to all cats. I know I am, you don't need to tell me.

3. I once had a love interest. Her name was Fiona. And then one day she was gone. She disappeared from the blogosphere and no amount of messages could bring her back. I have since concluded that I have been unceremoniously dumped.

4. I don't care that I have been dumped because I cannot love any cat more than I love myself. I did tell Fiona that.

5. I am partial to the odd drink of peppermint tea. I also love the taste of toothpaste - I hasten to admit that I regularly lick toothpaste from the human's hand (she is very messy!).

6. I love prawns. However, they must be northatlantic prawns served in garlic butter. Nothing else will do.

7. I have successfully declared the neighbourhood my own. Next door's cat won't even leave her house until she is certain I am indoors. The stupid old lady next door says 'It's ok dear, that nasty Siamese is in the house now'. To which I reply ' Mwa ha ha' whilst rubbing my paws.


The End.

I tag :

Storm the Furry Fighter
Chase
Kaze

Any cat that hasn't yet been tagged!

23 comments:

Sunny's Mommy said...

Most excellent meme! Of course, what else would we expect from HRH Yao-Lin but excellence!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

She actually calls yoo "that nasty siamese"? What a witch. It's not yoor fawlt her kitty is such a woos. Of course, yoo can be intimidating.

Mickey said...

I can see you filling your days with ways to terrorize that furball next door.I gather it won't take much,hahaha!!
Yer a cool dude Yao-Lin.
Purrs

Dragonheart said...

Yao-lin, fabulous list! I'm surprised you haven't had another young ladycat asking after you. I can't believe your neighbour. *shakes head* You are an inspiration, Yao-lin! I know you said we didn't have to tell you, but I felt like it anyhow! :)

Cheysuli said...

Yao-lin that is so good to know you have your world in hand. Now if ou could just get your slave to shape up--and that neighbor, who is obviously suffering from a mental illness.

I feel for you. Yes, you are an inspiration for me to keep going through these campaign trials as I know you suffer even more greatly than I.

Captain Jack and Dante said...

You are inspring! This was a fabulous meme, written by a fabulous kitty - of course you know that already but there ya go! ;)

Black Cat said...

Great answers, thank you so much for doing the meme, I really enjoyed reading your list! I love it that you love peppermint, you're the first cat I know who does! Even William, who had a very eclectic taste in foods (e.g. corn!) balked at this (but then he wasn't a nip-head either, not sure if you are?).

Btw, have you heard how Luke has settled into his new home? :) xxx

Monty Q. Kat said...

Psst...I think BabyBean is a little sweet on you...

Daisy said...

Yao-Lin, you are an inspiration to all cats!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Great list! I don't think I've done it so thanks for the tag!

Kaze

The Furry Fighter said...

hehe glad you rule the neighbourhood there Yao-Lin! and i really feel for you and the conditions you suffer in your home, you are such a brave and uncomplaining meezer considering the neglect and deprivation you have to endure. i will tackle this MeMe tomorrow xxx

The Meezers said...

well, obviously Fiona did not worship you enough. also "that nasty siamese?" that deserves a BITE when she has toothpaste on her hands. and what is that? does she NOT know how to use a toofbrush?

Sultanfus and Guy said...

Your our hero Yao-Lin!

Annie Mosaic Cat said...

For a narcissist, you have an uncanny degree of self-insight, Yao-Lin.
Meds or Meow Therapy?
Worshipfully Yours...

Ali & Fiona said...

I haven't dumped you!

XOXO
-Fifi

The Cat Realm said...

Most perfectly said! You are the best, Yao-Lin. But then, you do know that....
How do you cope with lingering poo smell???? I seem to have a little kitten that has similar problems like Baby Mao. We hate it! The maid is not enthusiastic about it either. Especially since he uses the dirt pile right under her balcony for his morning business. Which takes place at the same time as her breakfast.
Karl

Lux said...

The things you have to put up with, Yao-Lin - it's almost beyond belief!

Henry Helton said...

Man, you've got it bad! You are a true survivor.

The Cat Realm said...

Hello Yao-Lin,
This is Emil. And I want to be just like you when I grow up! But I think you should treat Baby Mao better, I like him and I am sure that it is not his fault when you think that maybe sometimes he might smell a tiny bit of you know what.
I gave you an award, regard it as a bribery to be nicer to him.
Your attentive pupil Emil

michico*Adan said...

Excellent list~!!! Great meme~!!!
It's so great to know you more~!!!

Ramses said...

Most inspirational fur sure! :) Thinking about all the things you suffer every day is helping me get through this dreadful eye problem... Though if'z you'd like my 'sis you'z welcome to her she finks my cone collar is somefing to pounce, wile it's on my head! :(

The Furry Kids said...

That is an inspirational list. It makes me want to be siamese.

EG

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

I love your meme! Esp the last one....

~Marie

I'm very sorry about Fiona, I'm sure you will find another love interest one day....

~Casey

You sure are an inspiration to me!!

~Donny