Tuesday, 20 November 2007

Tattle Tail Tuesday

Dear human slave

When your Siamese cat wishes to sleep under the duvet, you will observe the following rule:

1. No farting under the quilt.

Truly, your habits appall me. How do you cope with day to day life when you cannot even manage to control your flatulence? Might I suggest a change in diet?

If this matter is not resolved by TONIGHT I will have little choice but to take disciplinary action.

Yours, tattling on the human with joy and also disgust



HRH Yao-Lin xx

26 comments:

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

ha ha ha ha snort ha ha ha snort ha ha ha

hey buddy, good news, we think we have a great home for the kitten!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Isn't that the WORST!! Great tattle! I hate when I'm there purring and suddenly my purrs must slow as this scent makes its way towards me....ugh. Luckily since the LL has stopped eating gluten this happens much less!

Kaze

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

The conditions that you live in are truly horrendous. I do not know how you stand it. Such conditions must really be considered cruelty to animals.

And yes, you are an inspiration to us.

I try to leave you a comment about it yesterday, but Blogger was acting up for me.

MoMo said...

Hehehehehehe, oh dear, you'll just have to kick those farting humans out of bed!

Queen Snickers said...

hehe That is so funny. Right now in my house it is my little sister with the smells! I think it our new food, she can clear a room! ~Q.Snickers

Hey nows, yous just as bad! Me had to hide at top of da kat tree to gets away from the smell... ~Empress

Annie Mosaic Cat said...

That is so distasteful, and yet, oddly delicious!
I should really save this for next week, but you've reminded me of a related abhorrent ML behavior...
I, myself, am quite flatulent, but it is ENTIRELY her fault, of course, for feeding me 987 Temptations at one time. (Does yours lack portion control as well?)
Last week I was sleeping, and farting enthusiastically, next to her on the couch. She was in such disbelief that those foul smells could be coming from tiny and tidy me, SHE PUT HER NOSE UP TO MY BUTT TO CONFIRM IT!
TWICE!
Good Lord, Y-L. What are we to do with these chavettes?

Scout said...

I don’t likes to sleep under the covers. I likes to nest on top of them and Mommy!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yeah, bean farts (dat's a pun) are da worst! Mom is not so bad but dad, oh dad can clear a room in seconds!

Monty Q. Kat said...

MomBean complains about HeBean doin' the same thing when she's trying to sleep...

Daisy said...

Tattling is so much fun! I am going to do one next week, too.

Cheysuli said...

There are reasons I don't sleep under the covers.

Tamra Maew said...

Oh! Horrid. I refuse to tolerate this myself, where is the self control when around us important beings! There is a time and place for everything, and no where around us is appropriate.

Tamra

The Meezers said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ::gasp gasp:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Ha, ha, ha......Yao-lin you crack me up! That was a very good tattle tail tuesday!

Chairman Mao said...

Yao-lin, you CRACK ME UP... hehehehehehehehe... *rollin around with my pawsies wavin inna air*

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Mickey said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
I thought that was a guy thing!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Tara said...

Ewww....I know how you feel, Kavan has terrible farts.

I can only imagine what revenge you might take.

Grinning...
Tara

michico*Adan said...

Hahahahahahahahaha~!!!!!

Ramses said...

Oh dat's dreadful Your Highness! I have problems with Mummy moving her feet when I want to put the bitey on them in the night, any ideas?! ;)

Purrs,
Isis

Parker said...

Yea, um...that NEVER happens here...AAAAHHHHH HaHaHaHaHa!

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Sunny's Mommy said...

Hahaha! You told THAT?! How embarrassing for her LOL

Junior said...

Oooooooooo disciplinary action.....scratching?

Lux said...

Chuckling,
Lux

Kelly Cat said...

The fart lasted seconds. The record of your tattling will last forever in cyberspace.

I'd say you got your revenge... :-)

The Fluffy Tribe said...

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaa ROTFL ~the Fluffy Tribe's Mom