Dear human slave
When your Siamese cat wishes to sleep under the duvet, you will observe the following rule:
1. No farting under the quilt.
Truly, your habits appall me. How do you cope with day to day life when you cannot even manage to control your flatulence? Might I suggest a change in diet?
If this matter is not resolved by TONIGHT I will have little choice but to take disciplinary action.
Yours, tattling on the human with joy and also disgust
HRH Yao-Lin xx
Tuesday, 20 November 2007
Tattle Tail Tuesday
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ha ha ha ha snort ha ha ha snort ha ha ha
hey buddy, good news, we think we have a great home for the kitten!
Isn't that the WORST!! Great tattle! I hate when I'm there purring and suddenly my purrs must slow as this scent makes its way towards me....ugh. Luckily since the LL has stopped eating gluten this happens much less!
Kaze
The conditions that you live in are truly horrendous. I do not know how you stand it. Such conditions must really be considered cruelty to animals.
And yes, you are an inspiration to us.
I try to leave you a comment about it yesterday, but Blogger was acting up for me.
Hehehehehehe, oh dear, you'll just have to kick those farting humans out of bed!
hehe That is so funny. Right now in my house it is my little sister with the smells! I think it our new food, she can clear a room! ~Q.Snickers
Hey nows, yous just as bad! Me had to hide at top of da kat tree to gets away from the smell... ~Empress
That is so distasteful, and yet, oddly delicious!
I should really save this for next week, but you've reminded me of a related abhorrent ML behavior...
I, myself, am quite flatulent, but it is ENTIRELY her fault, of course, for feeding me 987 Temptations at one time. (Does yours lack portion control as well?)
Last week I was sleeping, and farting enthusiastically, next to her on the couch. She was in such disbelief that those foul smells could be coming from tiny and tidy me, SHE PUT HER NOSE UP TO MY BUTT TO CONFIRM IT!
TWICE!
Good Lord, Y-L. What are we to do with these chavettes?
I don’t likes to sleep under the covers. I likes to nest on top of them and Mommy!
Yeah, bean farts (dat's a pun) are da worst! Mom is not so bad but dad, oh dad can clear a room in seconds!
MomBean complains about HeBean doin' the same thing when she's trying to sleep...
Tattling is so much fun! I am going to do one next week, too.
There are reasons I don't sleep under the covers.
Oh! Horrid. I refuse to tolerate this myself, where is the self control when around us important beings! There is a time and place for everything, and no where around us is appropriate.
Tamra
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ::gasp gasp:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Ha, ha, ha......Yao-lin you crack me up! That was a very good tattle tail tuesday!
Yao-lin, you CRACK ME UP... hehehehehehehehe... *rollin around with my pawsies wavin inna air*
Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
I thought that was a guy thing!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ewww....I know how you feel, Kavan has terrible farts.
I can only imagine what revenge you might take.
Grinning...
Tara
Hahahahahahahahaha~!!!!!
Oh dat's dreadful Your Highness! I have problems with Mummy moving her feet when I want to put the bitey on them in the night, any ideas?! ;)
Purrs,
Isis
Yea, um...that NEVER happens here...AAAAHHHHH HaHaHaHaHa!
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Hahaha! You told THAT?! How embarrassing for her LOL
Oooooooooo disciplinary action.....scratching?
Chuckling,
Lux
The fart lasted seconds. The record of your tattling will last forever in cyberspace.
I'd say you got your revenge... :-)
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaa ROTFL ~the Fluffy Tribe's Mom
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