Thursday, 15 November 2007

Thursday Musings

To the strange individuals who have googled the following to arrive at my blog:

Training my love slave

Fart on face slave

I train my male slave

Thai love slaves


Be advised that my methods won't work unless you have claws and, perchance, mean to train your human in the ways of the feline.

Yours, wishing my site would come up on far less depraved searches


HRH Yao-Lin xx

20 comments:

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yup, beans are weerd!

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

I am laughing so hard! Those are good!

Tybalt said...

Oh my.
It makes you worry about humans, doesn't it?
(Ha ha ha ha ha!)

Captain Jack and Dante said...

Mommy said that scares her - and wonders what people who google that think when they find your blog....

Daisy said...

People are very, very weird! And scairty, too. I got a search last week for "Picture of person strangling a cat." That was a very upsetting one.

topcatrules said...

Yao-lin! Yao-lin, I got her up at 5.30am to work on my new blog! I'm VERY proud of myself.

I stunk out the bathroom litterbox then I jumped up and down on her eleven time then I tried to dig a hole in the Egyptian coton sheets to get let back in under the covers.

She gave up and got up and got a cup of tea and turned on the laptop! *snigger*

Sunny's Mommy said...

LOL

Cheysuli said...

Ummm the second one--why?

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Oh dear....I just get searches on camel crickets and coffee drinks. You are much more edgy!

Latte

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

That is so, so, so funny! Beans are very weird characters!

Vincent and Mike said...

Teehee. Those are some funny searches. Our website gets good search results for "stinky runny kitten poop." :)

Eric and Flynn said...

Haha bet those weerd peepull weren't expecting to find your site. How do yoo find out what peepull google to find yoo?

Mosaic Cats said...

OH that is so RICH!
We have saved up our search terms for so many weeks that we have enough to do FOUR T13 lists by now.
But YOU KNOW WHO is LAZY.
and FAT.
Especially when Thursday rolls around. Can you explain this to us?

Mickey said...

And that is about as much as I want to know about those searches.
Depraved sounds about right reguarding those humans.
Yup,it's good to be a cat :)

Lux said...

haha ... those are funny!

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

That is so crazy, these Beans....

~Casey

Dragonheart said...

There are some strange people out there. Humans certainly are weird!

Ramses said...

I'z not sure about your training methods HRH Yao-Lin they just don'tz seems to be workin' to make your human a love slave you've gotta be all cute and make themz love you lots first! It's worked for me'z and my fellow cats here... ;)

Monty Q. Kat said...

Thai love slave??

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Those are some weird searches Yao-lin. Some beans have a warped sense of humor.