Tuesday, 13 November 2007

Tattle Tail Tuesday

Tattle Tail Tuesday -an idea started by the Mosaic Cats and a prospect I relish!

The idea? To tattle on your human. Mwa ha ha

My human is, as you know, both fat and prone to laziness. She does however take exercise quite regularly and considers it a serious means to a chocolate bar at the end.

Honestly, I balk when she climbs down from her elliptical strider, dripping with sweat, only to head for the fridge and start cramming chocolate in her fat gob.

If she put half the effort into keeping fit as she does foraging chocolate, she would look like Kate Moss by now.

Instead she looks more like Beth Ditto. Or maybe Ting Tong, I haven't quite decided.

Oh, this was fun, I do look forward to more tattling tails next Tuesday!

Yours, humiliating the human with glee,



HRH Yao-Lin xx

20 comments:

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Ha, ha, ha.....Yao-lin you are so funny. I too have a fat inefficient human who forages for chocolate!

topcatrules said...

Yao-lin, I have a thin efficient woman, and she does NOTHING for me at all ever!

She spend all her time on her websites and no time EVER at all on topcatrules.

She NEVER plays with me, only with the virtual pets she sneakily placed on all her student's blogs.

And she eats hot chocolate sundaes every day at the moment. And what's the point as I don't like them? She's UNKIND to Siameses I tell you. I'm telling Santa to bring her nuthin'!

Tybalt said...

Yao-Lin . . . you are so mean to your human. You make me laugh every time!

Ha ha ha ha . . . my mommy is crazy about chocolate, too. You should just SEE how much of the "leftover" halloween candy is gone, thanks to her.

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

This week I started easy by tattling on Kaze. Next week...I rip into the human. Chocolate is just like temptations to humans I hear.

Latte

Captain Jack and Dante said...

Too funny Yao-lin. We will have to tell on our humans next Tuesday. We think Tattle Tuesdays are an awesome idea!

Sunny's Mommy said...

Hahaha!

Sultanfus and Guy said...

If my human told me I would get a treat after excersizing I would run on the elliptical also!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh Yao-lin! Yoo are in soooo much trouble. Our mom is fat and efficient, all da skinnies in our nayborhood can think about is going to da gym and jogging! Der poor masters suffer so.

Daisy said...

My Mommie has been trying to lose the exact same 10 pounds for over a year now! And she has a similar regimen as your mom: exercise like mad, then eat chocolates. And drink wine. This does not seem like a very good plan.

Cheysuli said...

My human is like that too, although she is currently refraining from the chocolate (except me)

Annie Mosaic Cat said...

Oh Yao-Lin, I KNEW you would do this Tuesday theme proud! I was all set to chastise you for NO PHOTOS of the sweaty forager, but the two you provided said it all (and made ML snort. I will have to tattle one Tuesday about her repulsive snorting habit.)

Far be it for me, a lowly, common, mini-house panther to correct Your Royal Highness, but when you suggest that my human might be slightly mental, I suggest that you might not be paying close enough attention. Would a cat who lived with a stable, high-functioning human feel the need to create Tattle Tail Tuesday, let alone a blog?

Jimmy Joe said...

Oh man, Yao-Lin, that is super ammunition you got there! I bet she'll really step up to your demands now that she knows that you mean business about this tattling stuff. Well managed, buddy. Classic.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Lux said...

I have a thin *inefficient woman, Yao-Lin, so perhaps you should count your blessings! ;-)

Eric and Flynn said...

Hahaha Our mum sounds like your mum. She read in the noospaper that choklit is good furr peepull, but we don't fink it meant a whole bar at a time

Mickey said...

I like this tattle tail thing.
Mom likes chocolate too,but loves ice cream! I make sure she gets flavors I like and she lets me lick the bowl.
Works well,except I am not the fat one heeheehee!!!

michico*Adan said...

Hey, Yao-Lin, this is really funny post, I look with a smile with it~!Sometimes human also mean to describe us, you know that. Sometimes, michico calls my belly, oil shaken belly~! Because when I walk, my belly meat will lower and shake.... So...

anyway, you asked me what is laver, here it goes : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nori

Laver also called nori.
It's very delicious to me, it's my favorite, if laver show up, I won't give a attention on tempatations~!!!

But, it's a little bit saulty, so, don't eat too much~! But it's very good for health, just not too much at one time.

Ramses said...

Ah, but keeping ones Mummy soft and cuddly does make for a more comfy place to sleep on when it turns all horrid and cold! ;)

Tigmut'hep said...

My fave form of human torture is standing on Mummy's full bladder first thing in the morning if she's not outta bed fast enough to feed me when *I* want! For best effect shift your weight from one paw to another while doing this and you'll see how fast they can really move! ;)

The Cat Realm said...

I love Tattle Tail Tuesday!!! I never heard of it before but I will certainly try and participate next Tuesday!
Your Mom is funny! But who knows how she would look like if she wouldn't do the elliptical strider (whatever that is...) before the fridge?
Out here it's the butler who LOVES chocolate. So much that he is experimenting with making his own sculptured chocolate bars. But he is rail thin. No matter how much chocolate he eats...
The maid doesn't eat chocolate (anymore), or sugars. Only ice cream. As if that doesn't have sugars. And fat. She does move a lot though.
I love butter. I gain a pound every year.
You are the funniest cat on the "blog"!!!
Karl

Kelly Cat said...

Yao-Lin, you are incorrigible. And I *love* how you dish dirt on your human!