Tonight, dah-lings, I will be attending the Oscars, along with several hundred air headed celebrities. I am not all together happy about socialising with such riff-raff but the paparazzi will be lost without me to focus on. I shan't speak to the botoxed bunch of miscreants - unless Gordon Ramsey is there in which case I will hire him as my slave.
Anyway, here is my Oscars outfit.
Have a wonderful evening, and don't forget to VOTE FOR ME!
Ta ta for now
HRH Yao-Lin x