Thursday, 14 February 2008

Thursday Thirteen

Ah, Valntines Day. Feeling somewhat fuzzy, I have decided to dedicate this week's Thursday Thirteen to my human slave.

Thirteen Ways I Will Today Show My Human My Love:

1. I will not climb up her back as she cooks my dinner.

2. I will however use her leg as a scratching post.

3. I will not eat her yoghurt direct from her spoon.

4. I will instead insist that she spoon feed me from a different pot.

5. I will not attack Baby Mao.

6. I will instead attack the human's feet. When she is in a deep sleep.

7. I will not whap her belongings from the windowsill/shelf/counter.

8. I will simply nudge them, gently, until they drop tenderly onto the floor.

9. I will not lick toothpaste from her lips/hand.

10. I will instead use my claws to direct her toothbrush to my mouth (whilst perched on the edge of the sink - it's quite the skill, you know!).

12. I will not dig up the rose bush she recently planted in the garden.

13. I will instead use said rosebush as a toilet.




I do hope your Valetines Day is wonderful. My human will probably spend the evening throwing a temper tantrum because of the above.

It's a tough job but somecat's got to do it.

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin x

DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR ME IN SKEEZIX'S VALENTINES CONTEST!

19 comments:

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Happy Valentine's Day dear friend. Sounds like you're going to be super busy with your human tonight. There is a rumor that my Meowmy is going to cook Buffalo! Can you believe it? I'll let you know how it tastes.

Latte

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

You should wait until the rose bush blooms, and then eat the roses off of it. They are actually quite tasty.

Happy Valentine's Day to you sweet prince!

Junior said...

Happy Valentines Day Yao-lin! And Baby Mao too!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Happy Valentines Day to you Yao-lin! It sounds like you will be doing a great job celybrating with your human slave.
I posted today's Valentine's Day for my sweet Brandi, tomorrow we'll show you what Bendrix did for Valentine's Day. It was NOT good.
Happy Valentine's Day to you HRH Yao-lin!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Yao-lin, what a heartfelt list of Valentine gifts!

Daisy said...

What a great way to prove your love! Happy Valentine's Day!

Tybalt said...

Wow, Yao-Lin . . . you must really be feeling the warm and fuzzies!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

Sunny's Mommy said...

That sounds like a plan to me :-D Happy Valentine's Day -- have fun!

The Furry Fighter said...

happy valentines day Yao-Lin!
you are such a good cat! your Slave doesn;t know how lucky she is to have such a wonderful Meezer in her home x

The Meezers said...

Happy Valentine's Day Yao-lin! your human will be thrilled

Karl & Ruis said...

Happy Valentine's Day, Yao-Lin!!

You have a very unique way to show your love to the Slave. ;)

michico*Adan said...

Oah Yao-Lin~!
You are so touching~!!!!
I think you are the best~!!!

Happy Valentine's day to you!

Chairman Mao said...

Happy Valentine's Day, Yao-lin! You are a furry bennevolent Royal Prince, and superduper nice to yur human slave!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Fabulous, Yao-lin! Merlin eats the yogourt from our dad's spoon too!

We hope you had a happy Valentine's Day!

Dragonheart

Isis said...

Oh yes gotta put the bitey on the feet! :) Oh and Yao-Lin I'z now got better bling than you thanks to Napoleon! ;)

The Furry Kids said...

Happy belated VD, Yao-lin! Your slave will definitely know you care. heh heh

EG

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

Happy Late Valentines! I spent too much time cruising and did not visit around :) ~Queen Snickers

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

I hope you enjoyed all the fun you planned for your human slave on Valentine's Day. I can't wait to hear all about it.
Bendrix is on the edge of the piano waiting to hear!
Stop by and see our latest handywork. This one was a joint effort, and even Bendrix wo't own up to it!

The Cat Realm said...

Very good, Yao-Lin, your human is the happiest human to have you!!!!