Thursday, 21 February 2008

Thursday Thirteen

Another Thursday Thirteen and time to reflect on the most recent internet searches that have led humans to my blog:

1. How to train a slave via email.

2. Siamese cat constant meowing and temper tantrums.( WHY would ANYONE arrive at MY blog by googling THIS rubbish?).

3. Neighbourhood cat keeps spraying my front door.

4. Where testies lie. (Oh, my favourite. I am not sure where testies tell the truth either!).

5. First time instructions to my slave.

6. Obligate carnivore my ass. (This is appropriate, the human is indeed doubtful that I am an obligate carnivore).

7. Cats are bad luck to Chinese. (Are they?).

8. Pat Yao.

9. Mullet Monday.

10. Slave ignoring training. (I sympathise whole heartedly).

11. John Sebastian on the Isle of Wight. (Who are you, John Sebastian - and why is somebody googling you?).

12. Female Slave Confession.

13. Lin Yao. (??).

This weeks Thursday thirteen has again reaffirmed what I already knew - humans are pretty depraved!

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xx


Tybalt said...

How hilarious, Yao-Lin! Amazing that you get pulled up from such strange searches . . . humans are indeed depraved.


Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Very weird searches Yao-Lin. I would think that anything having to do with Royalty would lead directly to you.

P.S. Mom says John Sebastian was a singer with the Lovin Spoonful in the 60's.

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

I think the Cats are bad luck to chinese thing comes from there not being cats included in the Chinese zodiac. This again goes back to the fact that Chinese set zodiac over 1,000 before Egypitians first domesticate our ancestors, so they had never seen anything like us at the time. So they could not include in Zodiac. Ah well.

I can't imagine why anyone would think you could help them with training their slave...

Mullet Monday I am totally lost on.

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Oh that is odd that "Siamese cat constant meowing and temper tantrums" would lead someone to your blog!

It is amazing what beans type into google!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

ha ha ha what doofy humans. i'm surprised the "royal stunning cat" searches aren't top of the list!

i remember mullet monday...that was worth searching for. ha ha ha

no photo today? we're bummed!

Vincent and Mike said...

Thanks, Yao-lin. Those just made our mombean's day. They're very funny.

Daisy said...

Those are some very, very weird ones. Sometimes those make me worried. This week I got one for "Shoestring got your hat on backwards." I do not even know what that means!

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Temper tantrums, you??? We don't believe that at all. You would only assert yourself because it is your right! As a true meezer!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Humans sure can be entertaining!!


Eric and Flynn said...

Haha that is funny! You think that is depraved. You want to see some of the things that haf brought people to our blog. Maybe we should do a list.

The Meezers said...

Mullet Monday? seriously?

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Someone searched mullet monday? And how did they end up with you?

Jimmy Joe said...

Wow. Beans are bizarre. All we can hope is that by finding your site they are introduced to a world of higher worth.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

wozog said...

Join CAT IDOL!!! Think of it like American Idol but with cats. Everyday a cat WILL get eliminated based on the fans votes. Since it is American Idol season I say we try it. Since with the new style it will not matter the number of cat pictures I will need. So feel free to join! Just remember to take a picture of your cat with your thumb showing in the picture (this is done to prove that it is really your cat). Send the picture to The winner gets 32 bucks, but most importantly will go on the WOZOG hall of fame with their picture! I have gotten many pictures after this tournament started so there will be more competition. But it will be FUN!!!

Lux said...

Those searches always make me laugh!

michico*Adan said...

No.3, NO GOOD, they are not suppose to be doing this.

No. 7, well, it's not right now. But some silly old beans still think so. Especially for the black cat. But my beans love all of cats~!

So glad to learn more about you doing this week~! You are doing very hard job keeping your land in control~!

Have a great weekend!

Ramses said...

Oh yes I agree they're all depraved! Well at least My Marie's Mom's Boss is as she's made to work so many hours I can't spend my time talking to My Marie and satisfying my urges like any self respecting mancat should! I mean the nerve of the man making her work so much her cat can't blog all day!

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Those are some very strange and funny search terms that people have used to find your blog, Yao-lin. Humans are very strange and weird indeed.

Monty Q. Kat said...

I'm not allowed to repeat the comment MomBean made about 'testes lie'. I don't think I'm old enough to have heard it, either...

TheSlyCat said...

HAHAHA. Those are funny!!! How do you find out what searches are used???

Sunny's Mommy said...


But Mullet Monday? I don't get that one.