Thursday Meme

I have been tagged by the delectable Casey Meezer Diva for this meme.

So, without further ado, allow me to talk once more on my favourite subject - moi!

What were you doing 10 years ago?

Well, I wasn't even a twinkle in the King's eye but I have it on good authority that my ancestors were living a life of luxury in a wonderful palace with several hundred human slaves at their beck and call. How I ended up in such poverty, I do not know. It is but a cruel twist of fate.


What were you doing 1 year ago?

I was a single Siamese prince and was busily training my slaves in the way of the Siamese cat. It was exhausting but at least at that point I was a lone Siamese i.e no brother with which to become infuriated.

Five favourite Snacks:

Steak
Lamb Chops
Sardines
Grass
Yoghurt

Five songs to which you know the lyrics:

Somethin' Stupid by Nicole Kidman and Robbie Williams.
Love Me Do by the Beatles
I Love my Dog By Cat Stevens
Your Song by Elton John
These Words by Natasha Bedingfield.

The humans leave Radio 1 on all day when they are at work. That's the only reason I know the above tunes!


Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:

Buy several sprawling palaces.
Hire new slaves.
Turf the old slaves out onto the street as punishment for being useless.
Throw money into the Meezers for World Domination Campaign.
End animal neglect via worthy charities.

Five bad habits:

Leaving poo prints all over the house.
Kicking litter all over the floor.
Attacking the human's hands and feet when they are asleep. (I don't think that is a bad habit at all!)
Ripping the curtains to shreds.
Losing the humans their deposit because of the above.

Five things you like doing:

Vandalising the house.
Attacking Baby Mao.
Attacking the humans.
Eating.
Demanding affection. The humans are stupid enough to give it to me! Serves them right!

Five things you would never wear again:

The pink waistcoat the human bought that was a size too small.
The orange headband she bought me from Amsterdam
A smile. I find scowling much more effective.
The pink T-Shirt she bought me from Amsterdam.
The pink wig Baby Mao put on me!

Five favourite toys:

Baby Mao
Orange Mouse
Human feet
Human hands
Hairbands

Five kitties to tag:

Cheysuli
Luxor
Jinx
The Mckitten Cats
Baby Mao

Well, I hope you all enjoyed reading even more about me!

I will be adorning my tiara made especially for me by the Cat Realm in tomorrow's post. I am sure you are quivering in anticipation!


Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xx