Wordy Wednesday

Human, in answer to your questions:

Yes. I did do a huge royal dump on your bed today. No, I am not going to apologise.

I am fed up with your laziness in cleaning out the litter tray. In fact, I feel strongly that one should have His very own litter tray - I detest sharing with stinky Mao.

Yes, I am naughty and no, I cant promise I won't do it again.


Yours, pleased with oneself


HRH Yao-Lin