Wordy Wednesday

No, human, I am NOT going to tell you where I have been today. Nor will I divulge the reason I am this stinky. In fact, I am insulted you even ask - I am NOT smelly at all, I don't honk and I have NOT been rolling around in cat urine all day.

Now leave me alone before I bunnykick you into oblivion.

Yours, rolling around in the sunshine and NOTHING ELSE



HRH Yao-Lin

Wordy Wednesday

Human, in answer to your questions:

Yes. I did do a huge royal dump on your bed today. No, I am not going to apologise.

I am fed up with your laziness in cleaning out the litter tray. In fact, I feel strongly that one should have His very own litter tray - I detest sharing with stinky Mao.

Yes, I am naughty and no, I cant promise I won't do it again.


Yours, pleased with oneself


HRH Yao-Lin