Tattle Tail Tuesday

Dearest Baby Mao,

Next time you decide to secretly gatecrash Diamond's Irish Pub , DO NOT bring my Royal name into ill-repute by using the above (legal) tender.

I will NOT have my beautiful face associated with your drunken and drug fuelled party nights.

You have been warned.

HRH Yao-Lin

xx

P.S My loyal subjects may, however, use the above royal note for their various purchases. I think you will find the Siamese Pound is far stronger than the American Dollar and consequently will enable you to purchase far more nip.