Thank you to my darling adorable subjects amongst the cat blogosphere.
The house got well and truly trashed last night. On the itinerary:
1. The curtains are shredded.
2. There are copious amounts of cat poo, cat puke and cat fur all over the bed.
3. The water bowl got kicked over.
4. The litter tray was scattered all over the bedroom carpet. Bliss!
5. Poo prints. Not just Baby Mao's. Everyones! All over the counters!
6. Somebody yakked cat grass all over the bedroom carpet and bed. Well done!
7. The furniture has been scratched - shredded - wood everywhere!
8. The leather chairs are now fit only for the bin men.
9. Whoever whapped the ornaments off the shelves - you did a great job!
10. Catnip. All over the living room carpet. I think some of it is in my bed, too.
11. Jewellery. Whapped all over the floor!
12. Fur - all over the human's clothes!
13. And one stupid human slave, bunnykicked by several cats.
A HUGE THANK YOU TO MY LOYAL FRIENDS! YOU DID ME PROUD LAST NIGHT! LET'S HOPE THE HUMAN WAS TAUGHT A VALUABLE LESSON: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE CAT BLOGOSPHERE! TOGETHER WE CAN CREATE HAVOC AND MAYHEM!!!
Yours, touched beyond words
HRH Yao-Lin xxx
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Thursday, 13 March 2008
Thursday Thank You Thirteen
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Labels: thank you to my friends, Thursday thirteen, you did me proud, you gave the human a nervous breakdown
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