Thursday Thirteen

After my meeting with Tony Blair I started to wonder what the former Prime Minister could possibly do with his time now that he is no longer running the country.

So, this week's Thursday Thirteen is dedicated to our former leader and lists Thirteen Things Tony Blair can do now that he is unemployed:


1. Campaign to keep Nip legal.

2. Go and lay flowers on Humphrey's grave. It is least he can do, after kicking him out of number 10!

3. Ditch his cat hating wife. For that reason alone!

4. Open a Cats home.

5. Assist us Meezers in taking back Siam. Surely he has international contacts?

6. Go busking on the underground and donate any proceeds to the Cats Protection League.

7. Become a cat blogger!

8. Get neutered. Well, he is too old to have any more kittens anyway!

9. Join me, Eric and Flynn in the Siamese/Gingers Alliance Party (Blair is a ginger if you ask me!).

10. Go and get inspired by Cheysuli and Cato - surely he is in awe of their political prowess?

11. Campaign to get the Human Rights Act amended to include the Feline Rights Act.

12. Sign on to Job Seekers Allowance.

13. Try his hardest to become Bush's kitten instead of his puppy. *snigger*


Sadly, I have been pipped to the post by Gordon Brown so I am not yet the British Prime Minister. It will happen, maybe by the next election, maybe sooner but I have one message for this Gordon Brown fellow: Watch out chubby, I'm coming for you!