Meezer Rule Thursday

Meezer Rule:

 

When there is a stinky sock on your bed, refuse to rest until the human slave has disposed of it. If your human is as useless as mine, you will have to wait an extremely long time.

Yours, despairing


HRH Yao-Lin

Meezer Monday

After more than a week in the wilderness without a computer, the only photos I can find on the human's stupid camera are of THIS:







Baby Mao's stinky poo prints!! SO WHERE EXACTLY ARE THE PHOTOS OF ME???????

YOURS, IRATE AND SHOUTING VERY LOUDLY


HRH YAO-LIN

Wordy Wednesday

Human, in answer to your questions:

Yes. I did do a huge royal dump on your bed today. No, I am not going to apologise.

I am fed up with your laziness in cleaning out the litter tray. In fact, I feel strongly that one should have His very own litter tray - I detest sharing with stinky Mao.

Yes, I am naughty and no, I cant promise I won't do it again.


Yours, pleased with oneself


HRH Yao-Lin

Meezer Monday

Human, I do not appreciate having my royal self photographed by you, with you.



And honestly, you need to stop trying to kiss me, this instant. I will never, EVER kiss you back, so stop trying.

Yours, disgusted as usual


HRH Yao-Lin xx

New Years Resolutions

Happy New Year! Well, happy for you, maybe.

Truthfully, my new years resolution was to be a little less.....moody.







I gave up trying after five minutes.

Yours, true to form


HRH Yao-Lin xx

Frootbat Christmas Fashion on Friday

Firstly, allow me to bestow very Moody Christmas wishes on each and every one of my fellow cat blogging friends. Here's a cringeworthy sight if ever I saw one:

It's Baby Mao as Mrs Santa Claws:



Look at the ridiculous expression on his face! He purred and purred as the human snapped away with her stupid camera:



Doesn't he realise that the best models always look..well...mooooody, like so: -






Do you know, the human actually bought me an Elf outfit to wear??? An ELF outfit!! Can you imagine!!! Needless to say, I bunny kicked her into oblivion when she tried to entice me into wearing it.

It's bad enough being forced to wear these stupid Christmas hats.

I'm not a Grinch, I'm just not a complete idiot like Baby Mao. It's so embarrassing having such a stupid sibling.

Yours, really really REALLY moody


HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Meezer Monday

Honestly, Baby Mao...





Is this REALLY comfortable for you?



Yours, thoroughly not enjoying being used as a pillow


HRH Yao-Lin xxx