Frootbat Friday

Yes, yes, I am majestic...



From this angle:



To this one:



Now leave me alone.

I need to rest.

Being this beautiful is EXHAUSTING. Not that you, oafish human, could possibly understand.

Yours, majestically aloof


HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Meezer Monday - Neverending Story

Human, if you want new material for my blog....



You will firstly have to remove this from the premises:



But he doesn't look to me like he is going anywhere.*sigh*

Yours, in a neverending story of a life ruined by an annoying sibling

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Meezer Rule Thursday

Meezer Rule:

 

When there is a stinky sock on your bed, refuse to rest until the human slave has disposed of it. If your human is as useless as mine, you will have to wait an extremely long time.

Yours, despairing


HRH Yao-Lin

Meezer Monday

After more than a week in the wilderness without a computer, the only photos I can find on the human's stupid camera are of THIS:







Baby Mao's stinky poo prints!! SO WHERE EXACTLY ARE THE PHOTOS OF ME???????

YOURS, IRATE AND SHOUTING VERY LOUDLY


HRH YAO-LIN

Wordy Wednesday

Human, in answer to your questions:

Yes. I did do a huge royal dump on your bed today. No, I am not going to apologise.

I am fed up with your laziness in cleaning out the litter tray. In fact, I feel strongly that one should have His very own litter tray - I detest sharing with stinky Mao.

Yes, I am naughty and no, I cant promise I won't do it again.


Yours, pleased with oneself


HRH Yao-Lin

Meezer Monday

Human, I do not appreciate having my royal self photographed by you, with you.



And honestly, you need to stop trying to kiss me, this instant. I will never, EVER kiss you back, so stop trying.

Yours, disgusted as usual


HRH Yao-Lin xx

New Years Resolutions

Happy New Year! Well, happy for you, maybe.

Truthfully, my new years resolution was to be a little less.....moody.







I gave up trying after five minutes.

Yours, true to form


HRH Yao-Lin xx